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Old 06-24-2017, 12:32 PM   #21
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Let me guess, Trooper? Can't imagine the hired security for Park 96 is going to be that militant. Distract them with your dog.
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Let me guess, Trooper? Can't imagine the hired security for Park 96 is going to be that militant. Distract them with your dog.
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Hah, yeah, it is Trooper, so booze is not optional; it's mandatory. Definitely don't want to pay $5 a drink or wait in line or potentially be corralled into a beer garden versus walking around free-range style.

Definitely don't have to go full on 007 for this to work. I think I'll just tuck a mickey in my waistband and go from there. I just recently switched from being a beer guy to a rye guy so have to familiarize myself with new tricks. The waistband is definitely an easy way to go. I'll invest in the fake sunscreen bottles for next time, though.

Thanks for the tips, guys!
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Old 06-24-2017, 12:51 PM   #24
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Duct tape a mickey to your chest. I've done it before and never had any problems. They rarely ever go through the trouble of patting you down from the chest, and it's usually confined to the sides.

However, no method is foolproof.
I'm way too hairy for this one.
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Old 06-24-2017, 12:55 PM   #25
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Hah, yeah, it is Trooper, so booze is not optional; it's mandatory. Definitely don't want to pay $5 a drink or wait in line or potentially be corralled into a beer garden versus walking around free-range style.

Definitely don't have to go full on 007 for this to work. I think I'll just tuck a mickey in my waistband and go from there. I just recently switched from being a beer guy to a rye guy so have to familiarize myself with new tricks. The waistband is definitely an easy way to go. I'll invest in the fake sunscreen bottles for next time, though.

Thanks for the tips, guys!
Its a big park and there is no security I bet there now. Just find a secured stashing point for booze and mix and walk in later to collect.
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Get an enema kit and pump up the jam.
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I'm way too hairy for this one.
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sadly, not a clip-on.
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Wait, Park96? You mean a concert where you could literally hop 70% of the fence and get in for free, let alone "sneaking" in alcohol?

In all seriousness, yeah just grab the easiest solution from this thread and not worry too much.
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People getting high, people getting low. Drinking rye out of a necktie at a trooper show because they don't know where to go.
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One of my fave memories of going to concerts was August 1983 (?) and going to commonwealth to see David Bowie, Peter Gabriel, and the Tubes.
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i was there, I seem to remember I was with people with a watermelon full of vodka, also we took in slurpeez full of booze.
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On cool days, cheap, small camel back under a hoodie, run the drinking tube down the sleeve.
On warmer days, vacuum seal bags inside the cuff of my sock. Likely overkill for today though.
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Wait, Park96? You mean a concert where you could literally hop 70% of the fence and get in for free, let alone "sneaking" in alcohol?
He IS there for a good time...
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I live in Parkland I think I will do a perimeter fence walk and get my drunk going on free found stashed rye.
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You go in first, move to the fence, have an accomplice toss it over the fence and then they go in.
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You go in first, move to the fence, have an accomplice toss it over the fence and then they go in.
Perfect ! If Silver pays me Sailor Jerry I will toss his Wisers or whatever
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Perfect ! If Silver pays me Sailor Jerry I will toss his Wisers or whatever
Security is trained to deal with individuals, they arent equipped to deter an organized force.
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Distract them with your dog.
Came in for a dog comment.

Leaving somewhat happy.
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Jailhouse Wallet. You never leave home without it.
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Jailhouse Wallet. You never leave home without it.
I didnt get the impression that he needed to shiv anyone...what kind of concert is this?
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