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Old 06-14-2017, 03:42 PM   #21
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Old 06-14-2017, 03:42 PM   #22
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We should all meet on the steps of City Hall this weekend to pose for a picture. We'll call ourselves the XCVII% (97%) and talk about how awesome it is to live in a country that is home to peace-loving citizens from all walks of life and from every corner of the world.
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Old 06-14-2017, 03:43 PM   #23
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Nothing wrong with a Roman helmet.

Also, nothing wrong with my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
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Old 06-14-2017, 03:45 PM   #24
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LOL...

I can just imagine these donkeys doing their "live ammunition" training using their "heavy arms". Bunch of overweight, middle aged white dudes running around shooting their hunting rifles at stationary targets, then needing a nap after a whole 5 minutes. Then if as they say "#### hits the fan" and they were to go up against the Canadian military, all 11 of them would get turned into a grease stain within 30 seconds.

The real thing to fear about these guys is that they will probably target innocent Sikhs (because these idiots wouldn't know a Muslim if they bit them in the ass).
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For those who can't make it out, the sign in the upper right says

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Old 06-14-2017, 03:47 PM   #26
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This is the beauty of free speech. I support their right to gather and protest, but also reserve the right to mock and belittle their views on this matter.
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How much do you want to bet they all live in Forest Lawn or neighboring communities and think Sikh's are Muslims? I'll bet lots of money on both.
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The 3%? There's like 20 guys out of a population in Calgary of what, 1.1 million?

I'm no mathemagician, but that's more like 0.00003%.

In any population there are extreme outliers like these nut jobs. There are significantly more people who believe in the "lizard people" who secretly run the world. That should tell you all you need to know about this, and just how much you should worry about it as well.
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Old 06-14-2017, 03:58 PM   #29
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Are all of those pictured guns and body armor legal in Canada? This isnt the US, no civilian should ever need weapons like that, and it always seems to be the same type of idiot who idolizes this stuff.

I would have hoped we had more stringent restrictions on that garbage.
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Old 06-14-2017, 04:00 PM   #30
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The 3%? There's like 20 guys out of a population in Calgary of what, 1.1 million?

I'm no mathemagician, but that's more like 0.00003%.
3% by volume maybe?
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That picture strangely makes me feel better about Calgary. It is a farce. Does the 3% represent the number of followers for those numbnuts?
3% of fat bearded Calgarians, and as a fat bearded Calgarian, their beards aren't that great.
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The batting cage helmet is pretty intimidating. (I am guessing more for T-ball).
Goes well with the gardening gloves. He's a back-rower for a reason.
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I don't think that's quite right, I'm pretty sure it's that you have to be in the bottom 3% of IQ to join
I'm guessing it's the percentage of sexual acts they've had with anyone besides a prostitute.

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Old 06-14-2017, 04:05 PM   #35
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3% of fat bearded Calgarians, and as a fat bearded Calgarian, their beards aren't that great.
IDK, the pres is rocking a pretty nice beard.
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"The Albertan group claims to meet on a weekly basis to train with live ammunition and prepare themselves for when the "#### hits the fan." The group's attention shifts constantly, but it seemingly revolves around hating on Antifa, the influx of refugees crossing Canada's borders and, most prominently, the possibility of a Islamic terrorist attack. Unlike the Soldiers of Odin, or other like-minded groups, the III%ers don't seem to feel the need to play coy with their hatred of Islam."
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"The Liberal Left are traitors"
It's like a northcrunk post come to life.

Needs more "(insert c word that's apparently a paddlin')" though.

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It's like a northcrunk post come to life.

Needs more "...." though.
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Are we sure they aren't protesting the new Flames jersey not having the blue flag?
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Old 06-14-2017, 04:39 PM   #40
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FAT?!! Since when was body shaming acceptable?

J/K these guys are losers. Also "secure our border"...that doesn't even makes sense in a Canadian context. The only border we share with any other country is the American one, and that border is quite secure. I guess "implement a restrictive immigration policy", doesn't have the same ring to it.
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