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Old 06-03-2013, 09:48 AM   #1
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http://newsone.com/2519171/stephanie-mikles-bestiality/

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Maryland special education behavioral specialist, Stephanie Mikles, 45, was busted having sex with the family dog over a month-long period in August 2008, reports the NY Daily News.
An unrelated search of her home during an investigation into her activities initiated by the child advocacy center of Harford County turned up pictures and video of them engaged in various sex acts.
Though the Harford County Schools System would not comment on personnel matters, including what prompted the investigation, they confirmed that Mikles did interact with children in her job.
Mikles, who is employed with the Hartford County School District to care for students with special needs, was charged with “unnatural or perverted sexual practice.”
Harford County State’s Attorney Joseph Cassilly said he was uncertain how many times the alleged acts occurred, but because the indictment says it occurred over a period of time, “[that] to me says it’s more than one instance,” reports the Baltimore Sun.
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Old 06-03-2013, 10:09 AM   #2
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doggy style or petting zoo joke?
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Old 06-03-2013, 10:18 AM   #3
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So now it's a crime to like it ruff?
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Old 06-03-2013, 10:21 AM   #4
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How is this a teacher sex scandal?

Her profession didn't have anything to do with her banging Scruffy.
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Misleading thread title is misleading.
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Old 06-03-2013, 11:15 AM   #6
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Did the dog rat her out?
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Old 06-03-2013, 11:16 AM   #7
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How is this a teacher sex scandal?
Teaching old dog new tricks.
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How is this a teacher sex scandal?

Her profession didn't have anything to do with her banging Scruffy.
It says she worked with special needs kids. Maybe she was doing animal companionship therapy with them.


Ewwwww.
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Rover drove 'er?
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Old 06-03-2013, 11:19 AM   #10
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Well, this is weird.

So, a Child Advocacy agency had sufficient evidence to obtain a search warrant for her home, theres no word that they found anything to substantiate that search.

However, upon searching her home they found that shes been playing Red Rover in all the wrong ways.

Very strange, I wonder what the Advocacy Agency's grounds were.
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It's not cheating because it's your dog
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Old 06-03-2013, 01:01 PM   #13
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Old Mother Mubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her doggie a bone
When she bent over, Rover took over
He had a bone of his own
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Now guys I'm sure this is all innocent and will be cleared up soon.

Rover really likes peanut butter, end of story
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Opened link hoping to see some sort of hot teacher.

Left scarred for life
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Opened link hoping to see some sort of hot teacher.

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I dont think a hot woman would have to seek satisfaction from a pet.
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I dont think a hot woman would have to seek satisfaction from a pet.
If for example this was the thread title

"Teacher and animal sex scandal - kibbles and boing!" instead of the below, I wouldnt have clicked on the thread.

"Another Teacher Sex Scandal"
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If for example this was the thread title

"Teacher and animal sex scandal - kibbles and boing!" instead of the below, I wouldnt have clicked on the thread.

"Another Teacher Sex Scandal"
Ah! Fair enough. You were misled by the title. This is true, but I think that was also deliberate.
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Isn't this only a scandal if she was a seeing eye dog trainer?
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Old 06-03-2013, 03:17 PM   #20
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I guess you might say the dog was barking up the wrong bush...

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