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Old 02-01-2013, 10:59 AM   #61
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About a year ago, there was a guy in a wheel chair, stuck in the snow, trying to cross the street in front of my work. I was waiting at the light to go home, and I jumped out of my car to help push him across the street. He looked stright at me, like he understood what I was doing, waited for me to walk all the way over to him, and the second I put my hands on the chair, he blurts out:

"Get your hands off me, you F@GGOT!"

I lol'd, got in my car, and went on my merry way.
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:08 AM   #62
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gm place or whatever its called now in vancouver is miles ahead of the saddledome. We really do need a new building.
Is it just because it's less crowded?
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:14 AM   #63
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A big fat guy ran me over with a scooter in Disneyland.

Nothing to do with this thread, but it's an awesome story.
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:30 AM   #64
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A big fat guy ran me over with a scooter in Disneyland.

Nothing to do with this thread, but it's an awesome story.
You ran out in front of me. I couldn't stop.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:00 PM   #65
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I wonder if you contact security that they can look through video and find the incident and then give it to the media to plaster those dickheads face all over TV and newspaper....see how funny they think it is at that point.
Having worked in that industry, I can tell you that would never happen. It would be satisfying, however.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:18 PM   #66
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Idiots spilling beer on a person in wheelchair is no laughing matter.
Life will deal them a dose of bad luck "why did this happen to me"
Until then FG you could always have your chair fitted with spiked wheels and make some s.o.b's pay.
Keep taking the high road!
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:19 PM   #67
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and laughed in my face and walked away... fuuuuuuuuu-uuuuu#%# you!
Whats the big deal ..... i get beer dumped on me (on purpose and accident) 1/4 of the games i go to. Especially when i attend an Edmonton game in Edmonton (wearing a flames jersey). I'm proud that I annoy people who are willing to spend $8 on beer and waste it on me. Also, 50% its an accident.
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:35 PM   #68
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Not really too relevant to this thread but after the home opener, I was walking down the stairs from PL and a kid (like about 16 or so) in front of me hocked a loogie over the railing into the people below. One of the most disgusting things would be to be on the receiving end of it. I absolutely tore into the kid though and he and his 3 buddies were scared s###less as I followed them down the stairs.
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:51 PM   #69
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Whats the big deal ..... i get beer dumped on me (on purpose and accident) 1/4 of the games i go to. Especially when i attend an Edmonton game in Edmonton (wearing a flames jersey). I'm proud that I annoy people who are willing to spend $8 on beer and waste it on me. Also, 50% its an accident.
Please go visit the hospital, pour liquids on, and start laughing at all the people in wheelchairs and see what happens to you.
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####ty deal FG, there will always be full on morons out there.

Canada/Russia semi's last year at the end of the game someone launches a half full water bottle from the 200-300 level, it catches the top of the net and proceeds to hammer me in the head.

If you are on CP you are a ###### and that damn near knocked me out you a$$
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Your story sucks FG, sorry you had to deal with it.

Like others have said, I'm a believer in karma, hopefully these goofs will get whats coming to them and more.

Can you mount machine guns on a wheelchair?
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If they wanted to spill beer on you they could have at least aimed for your mouth.
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OT, but semi related.

About a year ago, there was a guy in a wheel chair, stuck in the snow, trying to cross the street in front of my work. I was waiting at the light to go home, and I jumped out of my car to help push him across the street. He looked stright at me, like he understood what I was doing, waited for me to walk all the way over to him, and the second I put my hands on the chair, he blurts out:

"Get your hands off me, you F@GGOT!"

I lol'd, got in my car, and went on my merry way.
you should have spilled a beer on him.


too soon?
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you should have spilled a beer on him.


too soon?
and laughed at him
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Old 02-02-2013, 02:31 AM   #77
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You should've carried a shotgun. Then shot them in the face. Then told the cops they were robbing you.

No jury in the world would convict you.
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Man I wish you owned a taser....or an electric cattle prod.......or a retractable nightstick like the police carry for incidents like this.
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just trying to get out after the game, guy bumps into me, soaks my pants, iphone, new shoes and jersey... ok, it sucks but it was an accident, no biggie he'll apologize and i'll deal with it....

wrong.. his buddy laughs like he just saw the funniest thing in his life, they both don't even acknowledge me and walk away. I follow them (i was a little irritated) they see me - well I guess that made the joke even better because they were laughing even harder.

hope you had a great laugh with your buddies you dicks!
That's pretty ridiculous for someone to do.
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:44 PM   #80
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I should attach surgical scalpels at Achilles tendon height on my foot plates, with one flick of the joystick, gimp justice is served - sentence: 6-8 weeks traveling by handi-bus.
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