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Old 10-16-2013, 11:53 PM   #1
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We have a thread for humorous and cool pics, videos and whatnot. We have threads for stuff that makes us happy and pissed off so why not a thread of stuff that makes us just question society as a whole. Post the most facepalming stuff you can find. I'll start it off:

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Old 10-17-2013, 12:10 AM   #2
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Fat shaming with no hot chick and her kids?

Thread fail.
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Old 10-17-2013, 12:11 AM   #3
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What grinds my gears is that this thread premise is much too similar to the "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears" thread.
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Old 10-17-2013, 12:16 AM   #4
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What grinds my gears is that this thread premise is much too similar to the "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears" thread.
It's possible but I can see this thread being a good place for crazy/odd/infuriating stories that people want to post but don't want to start an entire thread about.
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It's possible but I can see this thread being a good place for crazy/odd/infuriating stories that people want to post but don't want to start an entire thread about.
That's pretty much the point of this thread. The GMG thread is to rant about stuff that pisses you off, this thread is for news articles, videos, stories, ect. that makes you lose faith in society as we know it.
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Old 10-17-2013, 04:08 AM   #6
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CP - where to go for your daily dose of fat shaming.
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If we can't fall in love with replaceable bottom 6 players then the terrorists have won.
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CP - where to go for your daily dose of fat shaming.

CP...where to go when you want to put responsiblity on everyone else but yourself.
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Old 10-17-2013, 10:52 AM   #9
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Kinda like http://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion
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CP - where to go for your daily dose of fat shaming.
Sometimes I feel that you and I don't even live on the same planet.
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This thread seems like a good way to make yourself unnecessarily angry.
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Poachers are now poisoning watering holes with cyanide to kill elephants en masse for their tusks.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...phants-cyanide
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"Who is Paul McCartney?"

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/who-is-paul-mccartney
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Poachers are now poisoning watering holes with cyanide to kill elephants en masse for their tusks.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...phants-cyanide

####ing poachers are scum of the earth
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####ing poachers are scum of the earth
I'd put the people that fuel poachers in the exact same category. "I need elephant tusks to make my penis bigger and my sex drive more voracious!"
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I'd put the people that fuel poachers in the exact same category. "I need elephant tusks to make my penis bigger and my sex drive more voracious!"

You are correct.
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I am too connected to this planet to not want to live here any more - plus my physiology and my inability to get to another planet make me more inclined to point out others that I don't want to have live on my planet any more.
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to bring the Paul McCartney and Anti-Poacher posts together, Anthony Bourdain's suggestion to end poaching (from his book Medium Raw). Spoiler for size:

Spoiler!
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Poachers are now poisoning watering holes with cyanide to kill elephants en masse for their tusks.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...phants-cyanide
It is stories like that that make me wish there was a global plague that would simply wipe out all of humanity like the parasites we are. Sure there are good people, but there are enough bad ones, that this planet would be so much better of without the human race.

Humanity has done nothing but ruin everything on this precious planet, and we don't deserve to be here anymore.
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the Alberta government washing their hands of Michael Stanley after he crossed the border really made me sick.
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