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Old 04-26-2024, 11:50 AM   #2841
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An oldie but a goodie.

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Old 04-26-2024, 12:14 PM   #2842
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wtf is he holding... a breakstick? A s3x toy?!
It looks like one of those Gene Principe Hot Dog Suit dog toys.
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Old 04-26-2024, 12:21 PM   #2843
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McDavid has the motivational energy of this guy...

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wtf is he holding... a breakstick? A s3x toy?!
I think its the "talking pepper"
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Old 04-26-2024, 01:33 PM   #2845
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Least inspirational possible lol. Like someone wrote the script for him and forced him to do it level... He couldn't even string the sentences together properly.
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Old 04-26-2024, 01:38 PM   #2846
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Big golf clap at the end, probably
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Pretty sure that was a rubber chicken
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Old 04-26-2024, 01:54 PM   #2848
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wtf is he holding... a breakstick? A s3x toy?!
Damn, I'm too late. Was going to go for "an undersized limp baguette, wrapped in a toque".
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Old 04-26-2024, 01:54 PM   #2849
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Least inspirational possible lol. Like someone wrote the script for him and forced him to do it level... He couldn't even string the sentences together properly.
That was totally rehearsed and scripted for show. He even looks right in the camera at the end to show he is done.
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Too bad they didn't pan around the room during that MLK-like inspirational speech. I would have loved to see the faces of the 3rd and 4th line forwards, in particular.
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Old 04-26-2024, 07:14 PM   #2851
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It seems like Mavi is speaking directly to pissy the entire time. He did say “we”.
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Ron McLean crying for calls and proclaiming McDavid and the Oilers are heroes for not begging for calls themselves. Retire this guy already!
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Old 04-26-2024, 07:51 PM   #2853
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Ron McLean crying for calls and proclaiming McDavid and the Oilers are heroes for not begging for calls themselves. Retire this guy already!
Maclean must have forgotten about the other night when he tried to convince everyone that the armpit was similar to the hand to get a penalty shot.

Oh yeah and mavi’s tantrum about the same thing.

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Old 04-26-2024, 07:54 PM   #2854
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Ron McLean crying for calls and proclaiming McDavid and the Oilers are heroes for not begging for calls themselves. Retire this guy already!

The PPs are 7-5 in favour of the Oilers so far in the series. MacLean is a f'n moron.
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Old 04-26-2024, 08:23 PM   #2855
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An oldie but a goodie.

NSFW!
No need to make a joke out of it, his actual reaction was hilarious enough

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Old 04-26-2024, 09:17 PM   #2856
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Public vehicles should have positive messages. Not this.

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Make it 3 for 3

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I wish Connor could go into a time machine and look like that fresh young kid again. I see that awful hobo beard, unwashed appearance and have an irresistible urge to shave. It angers me to look at him.

He looks like he smells like BO and sausage. No wonder no Kings want to go near him in this series.
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I wish Connor could go into a time machine and look like that fresh young kid again. I see that awful hobo beard, unwashed appearance and have an irresistible urge to shave. It angers me to look at him.

He looks like he smells like BO and sausage. No wonder no Kings want to go near him in this series.
How dare you insult BO and sausage like that?
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Oilers are no good.

Jettison Campbell down to the farm team for the season because he's no good and then call him up midway through round 1. Why?
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