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Old 01-19-2017, 08:52 PM   #1
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Question How Many Olives is TOO Many Olives?

So i'm watching this horrible Flames game and I went to the olive bar today so I'm freshly stocked up.

I am demolishing these things like the only turek fan demolishes ketchup chips (I bet he favours Old Dutch, or maybe he's also the only hickory sticks fan).

So the question becomes, how many is too many? Obviously they are salty, but I don't care my salt intake is otherwise low. They've never made me sick no matter how many I've eaten at a time and I'm careful about removing the pit so no issue there.

How many of these delicious bastards is TOO many in a sitting?
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Old 01-19-2017, 08:54 PM   #2
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Old 01-19-2017, 08:56 PM   #4
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Well, I guess we can pretty much lock this puppy now.

Thanks octothorp, that was more than I could've ever hoped for.
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Old 01-19-2017, 08:58 PM   #5
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One. One disgusting olive is too many.
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Old 01-19-2017, 09:08 PM   #6
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None olives. Gross.
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Yep one is too many. Unless they are fresh olives from the La Mancha region of Spain, then one is acceptable but two is too many.
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I believe eight martinis worth is when you should probably cut it off.
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Yep one is too many. Unless they are fresh olives from the La Mancha region of Spain, then one is acceptable but two is too many.
I thought peter12 was banned?
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I thought peter12 was banned?
What is that like the third time he's been mentioned today? Guys keep bringing him up he's going to return.
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Just keep posting about things he hates, follow the thanks and see who the new users are. He might reveal himself without having to say peterjuice.
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Peter should have never been banned. He made the board better, and CP is worse off for having done what they did. I'm not alone in this opinion, and I feel somewhat comfortable saying with relative confidence that the people that made the decision they did probably could look back and realize they maybe overreacted. They are good people who made a judgment call but if this is as good a board as I hope it is, I hope they realize that everybody makes mistakes and everyone understands that and I hope ego doesn't get in the way.

Also to clarify, from what I understand Peter did way more ban worthy stuff. And quite frankly a lot of other people do/did way more ban worthy stuff. So this is like a NHL inconsistent reffing equivalent issue to me.

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Olives

Is the Kalamata the king of Olives? I am honestly quite partial to Moroccan sun dried olives.
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Truth is its like pistachios. The answer is it's never enough. Olives are heaven and so are pistachios.
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Olives are great but aren't they incredibly bad?
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Olives are nasty
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Green olives are tolerable, black olives are concentrated spheres of demon feces.
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Peter should have never been banned. He made the board better, and CP is worse off for having done what they did. I'm not alone in this opinion, and I feel somewhat comfortable saying with relative confidence that the people that made the decision they did probably could look back and realize they maybe overreacted. They are good people who made a judgment call but if this is as good a board as I hope it is, I hope they realize that everybody makes mistakes and everyone understands that and I hope ego doesn't get in the way.

Also to clarify, from what I understand Peter did way more ban worthy stuff. And quite frankly a lot of other people do/did way more ban worthy stuff. So this is like a NHL inconsistent reffing equivalent issue to me.
I also miss Peter12 and I'm still mad that he was banned. He made this board better.
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