I think they should build one called city worker. You can get such exciting jobs as garbage man, shovel supporter, level three assistant to the assistant of the associate Accounts Receivable Clerk. Sleep in, get promoted, smoke dope on the job and lean on another player to supply you with clean urine for your drug test. Gain revenge on your neighbour by redrawing his property lines.
At night you can grab your virtual kids and go to a virtual Macdonalds where your dinner choices affect your appearance.
Aspire to promotions through either hard work, education, or back stabbing your fellow city worker.
find exciting random items such as a matchbook cover that talks about Firearms repair school, a used condom or a broken bus shelter.
Equipt yourself with such powerful weapons as the work permit, the audit notice, and the ever destructive invitation to your performance appraisal.
Such interesting side games such as shutting off power, plugging sewer lines and the ever addictive tipping over the job site portapotty.
Jobs in the police, fire, or health services are not available and will be fill by AI players.
Order now.
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