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Old 01-13-2012, 10:16 PM   #41
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4 men for the air lock!
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Well, at least she'll never be bored.
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So would she want it twice as much
So...
After she was married it would be twice a year instead of once?
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Old 01-14-2012, 12:09 PM   #45
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1 in 3000!?! Those odds are amazing.

My life is complete.
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Old 01-14-2012, 02:41 PM   #46
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I remember reading about a guy with two dicks. They should marry.

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Old 01-14-2012, 03:47 PM   #47
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I would like to plow both of them...
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Old 01-14-2012, 05:25 PM   #48
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Honestly, it's crazy NSFW pics don't accompany this story.

And now if you google around for a woman with two vaginas because this piqued your interest in the concept, all you get are links to to this story. It's BS.
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Old 01-14-2012, 05:45 PM   #49
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Koala bears have a 2 pronged penis to deal with this. They are evolving faster than we are. (They aren't actual bears).
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Old 01-14-2012, 06:07 PM   #50
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Honestly, it's crazy NSFW pics don't accompany this story.

And now if you google around for a woman with two vaginas because this piqued your interest in the concept, all you get are links to to this story. It's BS.

Do a Google image search for "2 vaginas". The 6th result is a picture of vagina x 2. I don't know if it's real or not...
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Old 01-20-2012, 09:03 AM   #51
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She will make a fortune in porn if she ever decides to go that route.
Well she turned down a million

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...phy-offer.html
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I don't blame her as I'm sure the storyline would have turned her into a human pincushion.
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Old 01-20-2012, 09:08 AM   #53
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That's just selfish.
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'Once I found out what it was I told everybody,' she told TV hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield.

'I thought it was amazing and it's definitely an ice-breaker at parties'
She added: 'If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by.'


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Old 01-20-2012, 10:46 AM   #55
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55 posts and no one has asked; "over/under" or "side by side"?

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I think that there's just an assumption that she still wipes front to bakc , but its more like wipe sharp left turn wipe and then down.
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Old 01-20-2012, 03:28 PM   #57
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I was going to make the joke "Good luck finding the G-spot on her" then I remembered I dont give a crap where it is now!
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'I thought it was amazing and it's definitely an ice-breaker at parties'
She added: 'If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by.'
I'm trying to imagine that conversation.

* Hi, my name is Hazel
* Oh nice to meet you
.... .... .... (silence)
* Hey, I have 2 vaginas, wanna look?
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Honestly, it's crazy NSFW pics don't accompany this story.

And now if you google around for a woman with two vaginas because this piqued your interest in the concept, all you get are links to to this story. It's BS.
This is another woman with two vaginas. NSFW but related, there are graphic vagina pictures so don't click this link if you're not allowed. Only example I could find.

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