04-15-2017, 05:38 PM
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#21
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Franchise Player
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switch from heroin to heroin lite.
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04-15-2017, 05:39 PM
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#22
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: An Island in the Atlantic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jayswin
To be fair, he did say he "wasn't" hoping for it.
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I was just going to post that  And then post this for him for good measure:
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04-15-2017, 05:41 PM
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#23
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Become an Oilers fan
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04-15-2017, 05:41 PM
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#24
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First round-bust
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: speculating about AHL players
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jayswin - I was confused too. Didn't really know what he was saying, hence the "...what?"
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Last edited by TheScorpion; 04-15-2017 at 05:47 PM.
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04-15-2017, 05:45 PM
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#25
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Lethbridge Alberta
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I will stop making fun of the Oilers for a week.
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04-15-2017, 05:46 PM
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#26
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Calgary
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I lost a bet a while back, and have an Oilers jersey in my possession. I'm no longer required to keep it, but if we break the curse tonight I'll keep it for another year
If not it gets burned.
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04-15-2017, 05:47 PM
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#27
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Franchise Player
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I'll do 10 push-ups and 10 sit-ups.
Maybe it'll take the power of the risen Christ tonight to beat the curse. Hopefully, anyway.
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04-15-2017, 05:48 PM
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#28
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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I will change my username to I_<3_Crawford if the mods will allow 
Oh I will also run up a 4-figure tab for steak with my family when we are in Okinawa (I don't like spending money)
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04-15-2017, 05:49 PM
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#29
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: An Island in the Atlantic
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If the curse is broken, I will listen to a Taylor Swift song in its entirety.
/shudder
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04-15-2017, 05:53 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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Go to sleep at 4 in the morning
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Just trying to do my best
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04-15-2017, 05:53 PM
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#31
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Kamloops
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Still waiting for the pube bet... Maybe its what we need to end the curse?
I for one, am too much of a coward. If it works someone will be a CP legend...
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04-15-2017, 05:58 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: SW Calgary
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04-15-2017, 06:00 PM
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First round-bust
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: speculating about AHL players
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ASP#26525
If the curse is broken, I will listen to a Taylor Swift song in its entirety.
/shudder
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There's a blank space on your bucket list right now for that.
Uh oh, do we now have bad blood because I made that joke?
The Ducks won't win, not in your wildest dreams.
The streak is longer than fifteen and 22 games!
Pissed off at these jokes? Shake it off.
Seeing red yet?
Ok, ok, you're out of the woods now.
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04-15-2017, 06:03 PM
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#34
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The centre of everything
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Watch Titanic. Start to finish.
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04-15-2017, 06:05 PM
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#35
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric
Still waiting for the pube bet... Maybe its what we need to end the curse?
I for one, am too much of a coward. If it works someone will be a CP legend...
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Today's your lucky day. If the curse is broken, I will manscape a Flaming C in the nether region. In the event that design proves too difficult for my uncoordinated hands, I will settle for a regular C or perhaps the jersey number of the GWG scorer.
In any event, the pubes which have been ceremoniously removed from my body will then be up for possible consumption.
I will decide their fate at a later date.
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04-15-2017, 06:07 PM
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#36
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FLAMESRULE
Watch Titanic. Start to finish.
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You're a monster.
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If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a Fire Exit. - Mitch Hedberg
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04-15-2017, 06:14 PM
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#37
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Australia
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Quit drinking and gambling until Monday 10PM ET.
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04-15-2017, 06:15 PM
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#38
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Section 217
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Name my next born, whether it's a boy or a girl, after whoever scores the GWG!! 
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04-15-2017, 06:17 PM
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#39
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Accross from the Dome
Exp: 
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I'll take my shirt off and wave my Alex Chiasson jersey in the air and walk around the block.
I live near alpha house so that's saying something
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04-15-2017, 06:17 PM
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#40
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Franchise Player
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Change to a Scorch avatar.
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