08-17-2017, 11:00 PM
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#41
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Lifetime In Suspension
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If you say "working hard or hardly working?" you deserve to have rabid ocelots attack your genitals and shred them like a bag of taco cheese.
And if in smalltalk someone asks how your weekend was don't you dare say "too short". Hilarious. We get it. Weekends are shorter than weeks and you'd like them to be longer. Thanks for pointing that out.
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08-17-2017, 11:13 PM
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#42
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Not Taylor
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Calgary SW
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I asked a girl at work if she had plans for the weekend. "Oh, just some adulting" I let it slide because I had no idea what she meant. Someone explained it to me later. I feel out of touch sometimes when talking to twenty somethings, and I'm only mid thirties.
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08-17-2017, 11:26 PM
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#43
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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"I'm not going to lie to you ..."
I had a coworker who overused this phrase to the point that I can't handle it.
"How was your weekend Nick?"
"I'm not gonna lie to you, it was great."
"You get that thing done Nick?"
"I'm not gonna lie to you, yes I did."
"You going out tonight Nick?"
"I'm not gonna lie to you, no, I'm not."
"LIE TO ME NICK! You goddamn lie to me!"
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08-17-2017, 11:32 PM
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#44
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Powerplay Quarterback
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"...because it fits your narrative"
"Bring Jerome Home!"
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08-17-2017, 11:35 PM
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#45
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Scoring Winger
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I could care less.
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08-17-2017, 11:40 PM
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#46
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Pas, MB
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"Bruh"
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08-17-2017, 11:40 PM
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#47
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hyperbole Chamber
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cali Panthers Fan
"It is what it is."
Good god, I can't stand that one. It basically says, "I'm aware that this thing/person totally sucks, but I'm too apathetic to do or say anything to make it better."
#### that. You don't like the way something is, do something about it. Far too much apathy these days.
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It is what it is.
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08-17-2017, 11:41 PM
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#48
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Calgary
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
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08-17-2017, 11:49 PM
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#49
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Norm!
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Life is short (what? Life is the longest thing that your going to do)
At least he/she died doing what he loved (What she died screaming when her parachute failed and she plunged at terminal velocity into a parking garage, but hey at least she checked that one off of her bucket list)
Eh man what can you do? (Maybe something)
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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08-18-2017, 12:25 AM
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#50
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Using the word "literally", when they mean "figuratively", or "metaphorically"
The shortening of words or sayings that were already irksome (e.g., "LOL", "whatevs", "totes", "obvi", "presh", "YOLO")
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08-18-2017, 12:26 AM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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"So salty." (in reference to a person's upset reaction to something)
Also, people who literally say "Boo-urns."
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Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
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08-18-2017, 12:31 AM
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#52
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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Quote:
Originally Posted by topfiverecords
It is what it is.
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People don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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08-18-2017, 12:35 AM
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#53
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Hmmmmmmm
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Any weather related convo starter.
"So nice today hey.."
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08-18-2017, 12:45 AM
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#54
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First Line Centre
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ATM machine
PIN number
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"I think the eye test is still good, but analytics can sure give you confirmation: what you see...is that what you really believe?"
Scotty Bowman, 0 NHL games played
"You ain't gotta like me. You're just mad 'cause I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be."
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08-18-2017, 04:56 AM
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#55
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Not Abu Dhabi
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Man some of you guys are wound up way too tight.
But that "definition of insanity" one is a good one. That drives me crazy.
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08-18-2017, 06:02 AM
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#56
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Nov 2010
Exp:
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
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Norm Macdonald did a bit on this on his latest stand-up special. It's on netflix. He went through a few other sayings he thought were dumb.
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08-18-2017, 06:09 AM
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#57
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Barthelona
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Quote:
Originally Posted by btimbit
It's not a saying, but every time I hear someone say they "seen" something in place of "saw" I die a little inside.
"Oh guess what I seen today?"
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If I could thank you more than once, I would.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by snipetype
k im just not going to respond to your #### anymore because i have better things to do like #### my model girlfriend rather then try to convince people like you of commonly held hockey knowledge.
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08-18-2017, 06:16 AM
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#58
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Barthelona
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Maybe less of what people say, rather than how they say it, but every time I hear someone pronounce nuclear as "nuke-ulur", or jewellery as "jew-lury".
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Quote:
Originally Posted by snipetype
k im just not going to respond to your #### anymore because i have better things to do like #### my model girlfriend rather then try to convince people like you of commonly held hockey knowledge.
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08-18-2017, 06:36 AM
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#59
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cameron Swift
I asked a girl at work if she had plans for the weekend. "Oh, just some adulting" I let it slide because I had no idea what she meant. Someone explained it to me later. I feel out of touch sometimes when talking to twenty somethings, and I'm only mid thirties.
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What does it mean?
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Pass the bacon.
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08-18-2017, 06:37 AM
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#60
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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I hate hearing the phrase "I've just got a quick question", because I know I'm going to be there for awhile.
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Pass the bacon.
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