11-29-2015, 10:47 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Bow placement on your holiday wreaths
I'm looking to answer a long-standing question of where I should attach the bows to the pine wreaths I hang from the windows of my about to be festively decorated house. I usually prefer it on the bottom, but I noticed a bunch of toppers in the neighborhood already.
In case you need an illustrated example, here is a bottom:
and here is a top
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11-29-2015, 10:50 AM
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#2
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Lifetime Suspension
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It doesn't matter.
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11-29-2015, 10:53 AM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Calgary
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Thread would've been much more fun had it been titled "Are you a top or bottom"
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11-29-2015, 11:12 AM
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evil of fart
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Unreal.
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11-29-2015, 11:16 AM
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#5
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broke the first rule
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Top bows are the equivalent of hanging your toilet paper underhand. Just don't do it.
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11-29-2015, 11:31 AM
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#6
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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I've honestly never once in my life put any thought towards this question. But since being presented with examples I'm very much a bow on the bottom kinda guy.
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11-29-2015, 11:37 AM
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#7
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ALL ABOARD!
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I'm with GoinAllTheWay. I never thought about it before but now I'm a staunch supporter of bottom bows.
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11-29-2015, 12:55 PM
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#8
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Franchise Player
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Bottom
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11-29-2015, 01:20 PM
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#9
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Franchise Player
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I think a front door with a bowed on top wreath indicates a swinger household.
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11-29-2015, 01:33 PM
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#10
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I put it in the spot that offends the least amount of people.
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11-29-2015, 01:35 PM
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#11
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Wucka Wocka Wacka
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: East of the Rockies, West of the Rest
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Bottom
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11-29-2015, 01:44 PM
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#12
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Looooooooooooooch
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This is simple, treat it as a mating call.
Top - you prefer being on top.
Bottom - you prefer being on the bottom.
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11-29-2015, 02:13 PM
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Not Taylor
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Calgary SW
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Quote:
Originally Posted by To Be Quite Honest
Both.
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I think that means you're AC/DC.
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11-29-2015, 03:21 PM
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First Line Centre
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Power bottom
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11-30-2015, 08:54 AM
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#17
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Franchise Player
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Pretty sure there's a well traveled road in Calgary that answers this question...
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11-30-2015, 09:13 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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What if you were to put the bow on the bottom and then hang it upside-down?
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11-30-2015, 10:11 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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What about a circle of bows with a wreath on the bottom? That would mess with people.
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11-30-2015, 10:34 AM
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#20
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Franchise Player
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I got this for my wife and saved ourselves from this epic problem you are having.
http://www.costco.com/34%22-Pre-Lit-...100220713.html
Except ours is mostly red and gold bows and balls and such.
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