Best & Worst Chocolate Bars

[Doctorfever]

Bars I have never tried, but am intrigued by the posts here.
3 musketeers
Big Turk
Crunch
Peppermint Patty
Bueno
Bounty (not 100% sure).
Whittakers


I’m not a huge fan of coconut in a chocolate bar. Which one of these is the best?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Doctorfever

Bars I have never tried, but am intrigued by the posts here.
3 musketeers
Big Turk
Crunch
Peppermint Patty
Bueno
Bounty (not 100% sure).
Whittakers


I’m not a huge fan of coconut in a chocolate bar. Which one of these is the best?

Let me help

3 musketeers - Eat a Mars Bar, same same
Big Turk - eat a chocolate covered gelatinous piece of $hit, same same
Crunch - punch yourself in the face, the chocolate on this bar is like wax
Peppermint Patty - Eat an After Eight, same same
Bueno - This is good if you like hazel nut
Bounty (not 100% sure). - ........I can't even..........
Whittakers - never had it

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by flamesfever

My favorite was always Sweet Maries, but I can't find them anymore. So now I have to settle for Oh Henries.

My uncle was a senior manager for Nielson Chocolates in Toronto, and had a friend who invented the Crispy Crunch. They would be my second choice, as a reminder of him...one fantastic uncle.

I think you could get those at Safeways or Sports chek.

Originally Posted by Doctorfever

Bars I have never tried, but am intrigued by the posts here.
3 musketeers
Big Turk
Crunch
Peppermint Patty
Bueno
Bounty (not 100% sure).
Whittakers


I’m not a huge fan of coconut in a chocolate bar. Which one of these is the best?

Big Turk is the worst but I want you to try it the most.

[Jiggy_12]

I can’t believe my younger self used to happily eat Big Turks.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Pre-COVID when I would host a local trivia night I would start the night off with a warm up question.

The warm up question was always the same:

I have a chocolate bar in my jacket pocket. Tell me what chocolate bar I have and it's yours!

Then I'd call on people as they'd raise their hands and go around the room until someone guessed it.

"Not KitKat" "Nope, still not KitKat" "Believe it or not, it hasn't changed and is, in fact, NOT KitKat"

Also, I'd have people light up with glee when I'd call them so they could guess Big Turk

"It's not Big Turk, it'll never be Big Turk, Big Turk isn't a prize, it's a punishment!"

[PaperBagger'14]

Hey MQS I hope this is OK but I took the liberty to make a bracket poll for chocolate bars, the polls during COVID were fun so maybe this would be enjoyable again:

https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/O6iaSPCvX8TDx

I picked the chocolate bars from a list of top 20 Canadian favourites and put ‘em in a randomizer for fairness. Enjoy everyone!

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

Hey MQS I hope this is OK but I took the liberty to make a bracket poll for chocolate bars, the polls during COVID were fun so maybe this would be enjoyable again:

https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/O6iaSPCvX8TDx

I picked the chocolate bars from a list of top 20 Canadian favourites and put ‘em in a randomizer for fairness. Enjoy everyone!

done!

Mounds and Almond Joy pulled a tough bracket

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

done!

Mounds and Almond Joy pulled a tough bracket

I actually laughed when I saw Mr Big vs Big Turk, too funny.

[Coach]

I vote for a chocolate bar draft.

my go-tos are: Snickers, Twix, Eatmore, Coffee Crisp, Butterfinger.

Worst are: Big Turk (who buys this?), Mars, Bounty, anything with mint.

EDIT: Coffee Crisp v Snickers in the first round?! Brutal.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by Coach

I vote for a chocolate bar draft.

my go-tos are: Snickers, Twix, Eatmore, Coffee Crisp, Butterfinger.

Worst are: Big Turk (who buys this?), Mars, Bounty, anything with mint.

I love eat mores but are they really a chocolate bar? I excluded them because they’re more toffee than chocolate

[Coach]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

I love eat mores but are they really a chocolate bar? I excluded them because they’re more toffee than chocolate

If it's on the shelf among the Twix and the Snickers, tis IMO.

I guess candy bar might be a better term.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

I love eat mores but are they really a chocolate bar? I excluded them because they’re more toffee than chocolate

Originally Posted by Coach

If it's on the shelf among the Twix and the Snickers, tis IMO.

I guess candy bar might be a better term.

Candy bar is the right term just like a Payday

[Johnny Makarov]

I'm going to goto Dollarama tonight and buy a big Turk. .87 cents. It sounds like I'm the onlyturkfan.... hahaha

They also have the Twix knock off called the Duet. 2 for $1.00 for the kids. they can't tell the difference yet.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by Coach

If it's on the shelf among the Twix and the Snickers, tis IMO.

I guess candy bar might be a better term.

NO!

Candy is candy, chocolate is chocolate

They are NOT the same.

[greyshep]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Let me help

3 musketeers - Eat a Mars Bar, same same
Big Turk - eat a chocolate covered gelatinous piece of $hit, same same
Crunch - punch yourself in the face, the chocolate on this bar is like wax
Peppermint Patty - Eat an After Eight, same same
Bueno - This is good if you like hazel nut
Bounty (not 100% sure). - ........I can't even..........
Whittakers - never had it

Pretty sure 3 Musketeers is just a mars bar with the caramel layer removed, making it far less good.

[greyshep]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I think you could get those at Safeways or Sports chek.

Grandma? Is that you??

[photon]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Small hands?

Fat a$$

Halloween size satisfies the craving while being able to stay on track goal wise.

Totally doable with regular size ones too, I just find I only need the tiny ones at this point.

[surferguy]

Originally Posted by greyshep

Pretty sure 3 Musketeers is just a mars bar with the caramel layer removed, making it far less good.

Stoping trying to devalue the taste triumph that is 3 musketeers

[PepsiFree]

Bounty is under-appreciated. A marvel of its time. The taste of paradise, and a commonwealth staple.

[Table 5]

Skor and Crunch are my standards, but if I'm feeling flush with cash, Ritter Sport (gotta say it with the German accent) is my favourite. I like the Milka and Kinder too, but that's mostly just tied to childhood memories.

I also prefer the weird bitter US Hershey vs the sweeter Canadian one.