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Old 07-29-2017, 01:11 AM   #7721
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The tattoo itself is really well done.
I'm betting the artist's skin crawled every second that he did it and all that was going through his mind was "think of the money, think of the money"
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Old 07-29-2017, 01:45 AM   #7722
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I'm betting the artist's skin crawled every second that he did it and all that was going through his mind was "think of the money, think of the money"
So pretty much what McDavid will be feeling every time he puts on an orange jersey during his 8 year contract?
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I forgot about that one. Gross!

Also, this one too:

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McDavid tapping Nugent-Hopkins as if to say, "Three down. You're next, Bud."
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Just like getting a girlfriend/boyfriend's name tattooed on you that guy is going to regret that once McDiver decides to bolt to another team.
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Old 07-29-2017, 08:03 AM   #7725
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Between the last supper painting and #McJesus being a thing, I think it is time for an intervention as some from that fanbase would benefit taking a step back. The entire lot could be Jonestowned if McDavid or Gretzky told them to drink the Kool-aid.
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Old 07-29-2017, 11:03 AM   #7726
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Tier A fan status achieved. How is that going to look in 3 years, never mind 30?

And it almost looks like Taylor Hall. Or some Dougie Hamilton traces in there too.

Not sure the blotches are supposed to be on the face or the dudes arm(?), either way, one of them needs to be checked out.

As cringe worthy as that shirtless picture that he then autographed a couple years back.
That's way too much mascara.
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Old 07-29-2017, 11:53 AM   #7727
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I forgot about that one. Gross!

Also, this one too:

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They're dropping like flies.
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Old 07-29-2017, 12:34 PM   #7728
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I forgot about that one. Gross!

Also, this one too:

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Apparently the future was so bright that the artist couldn't see what colour most of their uniforms would be, even a couple years out.
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Old 07-29-2017, 12:37 PM   #7729
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The arrogance of their fan base and the Oiler fans is unbelievable. I'm seeing predictions of at the very least a Stanley Cup finals appearance and a Cup this year.

I read a column that showed teams that trended up and trended down, and I can't fatham how a team that's missing one of their top 4 until Jan and traded Eberle for Strome is trending up. If anything they're treading water.

Frankly I think that this is going to be a tough season for the Oilers, JP has to make a massive jump to their top 6 this year, but he wasn't that good in the AHL last year.

They have to have everything going perfectly like last year.

Personally I think that a jump from 70 points to 103 is a unsustainable leap, its equivalent to a guy going from 5 goals to 20 goals in a season because his shooting percentage went from 8 to 16%, its just not a normal trend of improvement.

I wish the Oilers luck, but frankly I don't think that Chia did anything to improve that team or build up its depth this year. The only thing he's doing is the same thing that he did in Boston which was to create a impossible salary structure.

I'm not predicting that the Oilers will miss the playoffs this year, but even if they come back to the mean between 70 and 103 which is is 16 points roughly and they finish at 87 points, they miss the playoffs.

I expect that the Oilers will struggle at the start of this year. Sekera's injury is going to hurt especially if they have to give Nurse who has the hockey IQ of a Apple top 4 minutes.

They'll be facing teams that see the Oilers as a threat this year as well.

I think that the Oiler fans deserve a drop back out of the playoffs, they clearly haven't gained any humility over the past decade or so.
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I'm trying to turn over a new leaf here and be nicer to people.
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Honestly I'm inspired. Think I'm going to get a tattoo of Matt Damon on my chest
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Don't people get tattoos from their Lord and saviors all the time?
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Old 07-29-2017, 03:13 PM   #7735
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The arrogance of their fan base and the Oiler fans is unbelievable. I'm seeing predictions of at the very least a Stanley Cup finals appearance and a Cup this year.

I read a column that showed teams that trended up and trended down, and I can't fatham how a team that's missing one of their top 4 until Jan and traded Eberle for Strome is trending up. If anything they're treading water.

Frankly I think that this is going to be a tough season for the Oilers, JP has to make a massive jump to their top 6 this year, but he wasn't that good in the AHL last year.

They have to have everything going perfectly like last year.

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I'm not predicting that the Oilers will miss the playoffs this year, but even if they come back to the mean between 70 and 103 which is is 16 points roughly and they finish at 87 points, they miss the playoffs.

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I think that the Oiler fans deserve a drop back out of the playoffs, they clearly haven't gained any humility over the past decade or so.
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Was gonna show everyone my Johnny Gaudreau tattoo but now I think I'll keep it to myself.
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Soylent Green is people , Oiler fans... now that's open for debate.
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Get a tattoo of a hockey player, you're one step from making a Connor McDavid skin suit and dancing around your apartment in it to the song "I'll be a woman soon".

That there is serial killer territory.
He actually made a fan tribute video to McDavid as well:

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Tier A fan status achieved. How is that going to look in 3 years, never mind 30?

And it almost looks like Taylor Hall. Or some Dougie Hamilton traces in there too.

Not sure the blotches are supposed to be on the face or the dudes arm(?), either way, one of them needs to be checked out.

As cringe worthy as that shirtless picture that he then autographed a couple years back.
That's a nice hat McDavid's wearing though. Are Ten Tree sponsoring individual player now? noticed a couple wearing them lately.
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Ok, that's over the top creepy and that guy might as well forget about ever having sex again.

Get a tattoo of the face of a departed relative, fantastic.

Get a tattoo that incorporates the logo of your favorite team, sure.

Get a tattoo of Jar Jar Binks, you're now a monk.

Get a tattoo of a hockey player, you're one step from making a Connor McDavid skin suit and dancing around your apartment in it to the song "I'll be a woman soon".

That there is serial killer territory.
I don't get the "I'll be a woman soon" reference.
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