I can't stand the newest Rogers commerical with the hoebag coming back into the car getting mad at her boyfriend/brother for his dirty ears and fingers. What a pretentious whore.
Sometimes I want realism in my commercials. If I borrowed my gf's cellphone and then she started to whine about ear and toe fingers, that phone would be going down my pants so that she can start bitchin about taint sweat on her phone.
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My latest hate-on is for Timmy's. Angry-Dad & Mousy-Mom go to visit Recently-Busted-Out-Of-Hell Daughter who's busy in the Big City experimenting with body-piercing and promiscuity. Angry-Dad hates everything! Its unconventional! Mousy-Mom (oops, I walked into another door!) says "He misses you, dear".
Fortunately, before things can really go to pot and Angry-Dad can go off on a rant about drunks and bums and homosexuals and non-whites and non-christians in the Big City, Mom and Daughter manage to find a Timmy's and jam a coffee into him and WHEW! Its just like home and people are people and everyone loves each other.
BASED ON A TRUE STORY!!! Like OMG - don't you just want to rush out to Timmy's RIGHT NOW? Behold! The magic power of Coffee! Turns bigoted Angry-Dad into a tolerant guy in touch with his emotions in three sips or less!
Gag.
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That part makes me laugh. "Based on a true story." Oh, it's based on a true story, so I guess it's okay. I was gonna hate it because it was just some made up crap, but since it's based on a true story, thanks for making me feel again! Tasty stale crap, watery hot drinks and now my heart beats again. Thanks Timmys!
Battlefield 3, screaming at you: "I got 99 problems but a <redacted> ain't one"
Cool song, completely wasted on TV and really not at all related to the game. Stupid EA. Shut up.
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I get what you mean. There isn't relation at all but that's what the marketers must think is 'hip' to the Call of Duty crowd they want to pull in.
No, no, no... You guys are missing the point, it actually is a very suitable song for the game. If you play that many video games, and get that excited about first person shooters, you won't have problems with <redacted>. For obvious nerdy reasons...
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My latest hate-on is for Timmy's. Angry-Dad & Mousy-Mom go to visit Recently-Busted-Out-Of-Hell Daughter who's busy in the Big City experimenting with body-piercing and promiscuity. Angry-Dad hates everything! Its unconventional! Mousy-Mom (oops, I walked into another door!) says "He misses you, dear".
Fortunately, before things can really go to pot and Angry-Dad can go off on a rant about drunks and bums and homosexuals and non-whites and non-christians in the Big City, Mom and Daughter manage to find a Timmy's and jam a coffee into him and WHEW! Its just like home and people are people and everyone loves each other.
BASED ON A TRUE STORY!!! Like OMG - don't you just want to rush out to Timmy's RIGHT NOW? Behold! The magic power of Coffee! Turns bigoted Angry-Dad into a tolerant guy in touch with his emotions in three sips or less!
Gag.
Everytime I see this commercial, I wonder if the woman who the daughter says hi to in the Tim's is actually her lesbian lover - and future commercials will show her introducing that woman to her parents - which is when dad has an heart attack and then they can have a teary reconcilliation in the hospital over a cup of Tim's coffee.
I MAY have overthought this a teensy bit.
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I don't know what the commercial is for, but it pretends to be a PVR, and the commercial rewinds itself. It makes me want to shoot the tv.
Also anything on the radio that mimics normal vehicle sounds, especially when I am driving and some ad comes on that has horns or sirens blaring. Annoying and freaks me out.
Only people who watch the golf channel would've seen this, but a commercial for Jumbo Max oversized grips, is one of the worst in the history of commercials.
Everytime I see this commercial, I wonder if the woman who the daughter says hi to in the Tim's is actually her lesbian lover - and future commercials will show her introducing that woman to her parents - which is when dad has an heart attack and then they can have a teary reconcilliation in the hospital over a cup of Tim's coffee.
I MAY have overthought this a teensy bit.
Well, the girl in the commercial is pretty hot, so the commercial is good in my books.
