Tiger Woods "Transgressions" Thread - Golfin' Ain't Easy

[VANFLAMESFAN]

So I guess the Asian half of Tiger was the reason for the car accident??

[Fire]

His driving accuracy was never that great.

[arloiginla]

Tiger's driving has always been his weakness.

edit: man i cant believe i was beat to it

[0reo]

I vote this the best title for a thread for the month of November.

[Merlot]

A bad drive in the woods and a water hazard....

[Titan]

On the "serious" part. The article said that any time someone is transported to hospital their condition is listed as serious. fwiw

ps I like his wife

[PIMking]

I was more excited to see what the tags were going to be and failed to live up to it. bad thread.


PS I would do all kinds of things to her face that I wouldn't share on this board.

[M. Szyslak]

Apparently his wife went off on him, scratched him up and smashed his car with a golf club. He tried to drive away and hit some stuff.

[chummer]

A lot of things don't add up here.

If Tiger drove into the tree at a low speed(the air bags didn't deploy)it's highly unlikely that all 4 doors woudn't open.

Are we to believe she pulled an unconscious Tiger through the back window??

Stories are starting to come out that she was chasing Tiger with a golf club and he was trying to get away.This makes a lot more sense.

This is a bizarre story and I'm sure there's more to it.

[Montana Moe]

TMZ report, for what its worth:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...v-lacerations/

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

None of it confirmed, of course.

Pic of alleged "other woman":

[Bertuzzied]

^ hahaha. once a golfer always a golfer. Booting away in your car from wife abuse? Golf isn't a sport.

[FlamesAddiction]

Tiger is really into the amazons it seems.

[atb]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

^ hahaha. once a golfer always a golfer. Booting away in your car from wife abuse? Golf isn't a sport.

Yeah, he should have struck her back life a real manly man. That's what any player from a real sport would do, correct?

[d_phaneuf]

Originally Posted by atb

Yeah, he should have struck her back life a real manly man. That's what any player from a real sport would do, correct?

no that would be wrong

but running away is kind of embarrassing

not surprising though, someone like Tiger has probly never had anyone yell at him in his entire life outside of his dad. He has been pampered since he was born.

So he isn't used to anyone yelling or screaming at him and didn't know how to react, so he ran away

[transplant99]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

^ hahaha. once a golfer always a golfer. Booting away in your car from wife abuse? Golf isn't a sport.

Actually, regardless of the circumstances, he did exactly what any man should do...remove himself from the situation instead of exascerbating it.

I dunno what happened here...but i will say this....its a perfect example of the old saying "nothing good ever happens after midnight outside your own home".

[algernon]

Maybe he accidently nailed Elin's sister? Honest mistake, could happen to anyone.

[Jetsfan]

Originally Posted by Montana Moe

TMZ report, for what its worth:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...v-lacerations/

None of it confirmed, of course.

Pic of alleged "other woman":

What I find fascinating about this is the double standard.

If Tiger thought his wife was cheating on him, got mad, scratched her face, chased and her as she tried to escape in the SUV and struck the SUV with his golf club causing her to hit a tree I can only imagine the abuse hysteria that would follow.

I guess its okay for a man to be abused by his wife.

[getbak]

Originally Posted by Montana Moe

Now, that is a butterface (at least in that photo). Nice calves, though.

It took quite a while for me to figure out that she's not holding a vacuum cleaner.


I don't usually give TMZ much credit, but at least their version of the story makes some plausible sense. Much more so than his wife needing to smash out his windows to rescue him after a very low speed collision with a tree.

[Antithesis]

Wonder how much money this is going to cost Mr. Woods.

[Sly]

Originally Posted by getbak

Now, that is a butterface (at least in that photo). Nice calves, though.

It took quite a while for me to figure out that she's not holding a vacuum cleaner.


I don't usually give TMZ much credit, but at least their version of the story makes some plausible sense. Much more so than his wife needing to smash out his windows to rescue him after a very low speed collision with a tree.

What's a butterface?