Polygamy - short for Polygamitonian:
A people of mullets and grease, Polygamitonians live in the underdeveloped part of Alberta (North of Red Deer & Camrose and South East of Grande Prairie). Together with various ethnic groups of rednecks with whom they exchange goods they have a symbiotic relationship from time immemorial.
Like the other groups of North American Polygamys (Ozarks, Great Plains, etc.), Alberta Polygamitonians are traditionally inbread, even though they are undergoing a process of interclimitization under the influence of multiple factors. The first of these factors is massive demullettision, which deprives the Polygamitonians of the natural and symbolic attraction to one another.
The term "Polygamitonian" is often considered degrading. However, there is no single term to replace it that covers all mulleted camero drivers. Many so called Polygamitonians prefer instead to be referred to by the name of their various interests, or names for various interrelated groups such as Greasers, E-Townies, E-Villers, or Chuck.
