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Old 10-05-2015, 05:40 PM   #21
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Can't imagine many 18 year olds will be attracted to him with a mullet.

Can't imagine Jagr gives a rat's ass.

This is the best news of the day, and I just saved $200 on my car insurance.
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Old 10-05-2015, 05:47 PM   #22
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This guy is just a champion in so many ways
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Old 10-05-2015, 06:15 PM   #23
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Here's a great example how mullets may differ.

Here's an Oilers Mullet.




Here's a Jagr mullet...laughing at an Oiler mullet.

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Wayne looks like Johnny from Karate Kid there.
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Old 10-05-2015, 08:34 PM   #25
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What's that girl doing on the cover of Wayne Gretzky fan club?
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Wayne looks like Johnny from Karate Kid there.
Or Princess Diana
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So who's going to be the person who opens an account on CP with the handle "Jagrs' Mullet"?
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Old 10-05-2015, 08:52 PM   #28
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Think Kane may have an accidental mullet in due course
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Old 10-05-2015, 10:56 PM   #29
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Old 10-07-2015, 01:13 PM   #31
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Jagr Swagr.

Run, dont walk, to get your credit cards.



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HAHA!! OMG, I definitely have to get one of those. Might be Jagr's last year. Gotta savour it.
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HAHA!! OMG, I definitely have to get one of those. Might be Jagr's last year. Gotta savour it.
Not a chance in hell.
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Not a chance in hell.
I love him, but dude is 43, going to be 44 in February. That's really, really old for the NHL.
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I love him, but dude is 43, going to be 44 in February. That's really, really old for the NHL.
Yes, but he has an ass the size of a dumpster.

He's after Gordie Howe's record!
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I really hope one of the stories of trade deadline day is the Flames acquiring Jaromir Jagr. I want that jersey to be a thing that exists.
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I really hope one of the stories of trade deadline day is the Flames acquiring Jaromir Jagr. I want that jersey to be a thing that exists.
I'd probably get one. How could you not? He can be our Hossa when the Flames win the Cup.
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"We have to wear helmets"

So he wouldn't wear one unless it was mandatory. What a legend. Still can't believe that McTavish wasn't wearing one in 1997.
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I really hope one of the stories of trade deadline day is the Flames acquiring Jaromir Jagr. I want that jersey to be a thing that exists.
I'd have to get one too. A Jagr Flames jersey? That would be brilliant.
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