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Old 04-15-2010, 03:34 AM   #1
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A woman in the United Kingdom says she has the urge to have sex up to 10 times a day after she fell off her Wii Fit board.

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," Amanda Flowers of Manchester told the U.K.'s Daily Star. "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply."

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome, saying she likely damaged a nerve in the fall.

She told the Daily Star that small vibrations, like the one from her cellphone or a food processor, turns her on.

Flowers is single, but hopes to find a boyfriend.
http://technology.canoe.ca/2010/04/14/13582751-qmi.html
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Old 04-15-2010, 03:55 AM   #2
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OK, interesting story.

Useless without pics of said woman however.
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Old 04-15-2010, 03:57 AM   #3
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My wii has a tendancy to turn women into sex addicts as well.
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My wii has a tendancy to turn women into sex addicts as well.
Why? You call it your wii, I would think they'd be unimpressed.

It should have a good name, like Johnson.
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My Johnson has many names, including Johnson.
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Why waste your time reading that when you can watch this. Good clean wholesome fun.

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OK, interesting story.

Useless without pics of said woman however.
A British woman you say?
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A British woman you say?
Yes, British

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Yes, British

Wait, I'm confused?
So are all womein in England incredibly ugly, or crazy hot?
Clearly these are the only two choices.
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When I was there way more women looked like the tracksuit hag than the girl on the bottom, so I'm thinking it's best not to see images of this girl. The mental image is much better I'm sure.
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Wait, I'm confused?
So are all womein in England incredibly ugly, or crazy hot?
Clearly these are the only two choices.
Believe me, my representation is the more accurate one.

But there is nothing better than a hot chick with a British accent(of which there are many in London)... Just not too many in Essex where most of my family is from.
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Yes, British
Better question. Who is this?

How you doin'? *slicks back eyebrows*
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What's with the horrible Kate Gosselin haircut though? Don't women know that long hair is 20x hotter?
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What's with the horrible Kate Gosselin haircut though? Don't women know that long hair is 20x hotter?
Who is looking at her face?
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How you doin'? *slicks back eyebrows*
She'd probably respond better to "ello luv", to which she would respond "ello guvna"
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She'd probably respond better to "ello luv", to which she would respond "ello guvna"
Care fo a spot o' tea?
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Well there you go folks and i just so happen to have one up for sale in the buy/sell forum, get it while shes hot!!!!!!!
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Why? You call it your wii, I would think they'd be unimpressed.

It should have a good name, like Johnson.
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