This was a post on the superherohype forum that I thought was funny.
Hey, since the Cena squad has already been colloquially called the Super Team, and it has 7 members, I'm beginning to see parallels to the core Justice League of America members.
: Very strong and vulnerable to only one thing (proper ring psychology)
: Second most powerful, a warrior can turn from noble to deadly vicious in a heartbeat, and a fantastic pair of legs
: Physically the weakest of the team but makes up for it with brains; can theoretically beat anybody with "prep time"
: The oldest and wisest member, and is also from a ruined alien world (Alberta)
: Brings his speed, and, um, that's it.
: Courageous, devil-may-care and creative, and places a lot of importance on a few key fashion accessories
: From a far-away place and is completely useless on dry land.