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Old 02-28-2011, 02:57 PM   #21
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Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the ####, the #####, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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Old 02-28-2011, 06:50 PM   #22
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I really like that feeling when the barber uses the clippers without the guard to trim up around the back of my neck.
My barber uses warm shaving cream and a straight razor, pure awesomeness.
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Old 02-28-2011, 06:53 PM   #23
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A big dump.

There, I said it.
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Old 02-28-2011, 06:55 PM   #24
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A big dump.

There, I said it.
Look up 4 posts.
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Old 02-28-2011, 07:34 PM   #25
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-Going to a walk in clinic to renew a prescription, dreading the inevitable 2hr wait, and finding out when I get there that I'm next.

-having more than 8 guys show up to our hockey games

-getting paid on time for said games

- http://www.skicastle.ca/snowreport.cfm
Man, I might have to call in sick tomorrow....that's one ridiculous snow report. 40cm and snowing 5cm per hour?????

Wow.

And on that note, this place makes me very happy:

http://www.revelstokemountainresort.com/

Best resort in Canada and probably North America.

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Old 02-28-2011, 09:15 PM   #26
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A high of -8 on Wednesday.

Wow!, My "Happy Threshold" is at an all time minimum!





....Also, For some reason it makes me happy when I'm able to get a hold of and "pluck" those weird wirey hairs that grow out of the top of my ears....


...yeah, gross.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:25 PM   #27
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A great book,

Acing a test/assignment,

Being thanked (not cp),

Waking up with no alarm to light sunshine,

Feeling muscle pain after an intense workout,

Sense of accomplishment,

Rain, and beautiful weather the day after,

Being trusted,

Having all needs met.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:42 PM   #28
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^ Cheese has a whole industry dedicated to helping rape you... What a dirty old man!
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:44 PM   #29
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:10 PM   #30
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The fact that we're actually able to watch all 82 Flames games now, and none on PPV either. Even 5 years ago it was only hovering around the 50-55 mark if I remember correctly. Just awesome.
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Finding a three month old 24" HDMI monitor on Kijiji for $100!!!
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:15 PM   #32
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Watching the B-train driver in front of me on the highway save his rig from flipping after losing control of his pup trailer. Happened a couple hours ago, loaded Esso truck on the highway south of fort mac.
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:29 PM   #33
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Naps. Sleep is a very underrated and underappreciated activity.
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UPS didn't suck for a change and actually delivered a package a day early instead 4 days after the expected delivery date.
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Old 03-02-2011, 03:55 PM   #35
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Steve Martin: "If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas."
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For once in my pathetic existence I'm going into a midterm thinking I'm going to ace it.

Also, new jeans and absolutely dominating people at Bad Company 2 (very rare).
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Old 03-02-2011, 04:23 PM   #38
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