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Old 01-11-2010, 10:06 AM   #1
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Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:17 AM   #2
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I dunno if it is his dork length that is holding him back... I am thinking it's more because he is a odd looking, weird dude... If Bobbit can be in porn there is still hope for this freak too
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:19 AM   #3
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Well atleast if his mom kicks him out he can always pitch a tent somewhere
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I guess that just goes to show that happiness isn't guaranteed with a humongous penis.
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:33 AM   #5
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He could probably get "work", he just has principles.

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Old 01-11-2010, 10:38 AM   #6
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Ha take that man, you won first place over me by half an inch but look how your life ended up!

Second place never seemed so great!
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:55 AM   #7
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This seems like such an odd thing to report on. A 40 year old guy who isn't overly good looking with a background in video game testing can't find work as an actor in NY? With porn being a non-option, what exactly is his penis supposed to do for him?
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Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.
Sounds like Ron Jeremy with principles but, you can't eat your principles.

He could always be a gigolo to a rich, blind woman.

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Old 01-11-2010, 11:05 AM   #9
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Did he expect people to take him seriously when he submitted his wang for the record? Might aswell go the extra step and do porno if you're willing to be measured up.
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:15 AM   #10
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Speaking of which, anyone watch the HBO show Hung? It's built around the same premise (down and out guy with a huge wang chung).... except he tries his hand at being a male escort. I've only seen one episode so far, but it was pretty entertaining.
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:24 AM   #11
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Ha take that man, you won first place over me by half an inch but look how your life ended up!

Second place never seemed so great!
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Speaking of which, anyone watch the HBO show Hung? It's built around the same premise (down and out guy with a huge wang chung).... except he tries his hand at being a male escort. I've only seen one episode so far, but it was pretty entertaining.
The first season was pretty good, I believe it's been renewed for a second.
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:37 AM   #13
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Watch Joe Rogan's bit on big dick pills and if they really worked.

Males everywhere would be strung out on big dick pills pushing their dicks around in shopping carts in front of them, with no blood left to their brain, like zombies. Women would have to evolve, big breasts wouldn't be what is hot at the club, it would be the slackjawed women who could dislocate the jaw like a snake.
"Look at that chick over there maan.....You can see her lungs maaan, that's f'n hot!"
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:42 AM   #14
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screw the morals and get the job that will get you paid for your record!
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Yeah, really. Porn is basically a given for this guy. I mean, it's not like he's getting laid either.
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:52 AM   #16
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Yeah, really. Porn is basically a given for this guy. I mean, it's not like he's getting laid either.
Is peter12 short-hand for something? Are you being modest?
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Is peter12 short-hand for something? Are you being modest?
I think you got it right with the "short-hand" bit...
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With a member like that, I wonder if he can even get an erection without passing out.
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What a waste
Even if he doesn't do porn, sort yourself out a bit and put that thing to good use. He's probably a virgin.
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:07 PM   #20
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The world's biggest penis belongs to a 5'9" white guy?

That's amazing.
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