01-11-2010, 02:24 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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"That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift."
Even if somebody, somewhere, took this guy seriously, having a 13.5 inch tallywhacker isn't going to earn you much work outside of the porn industry. Having sex for money is kind of a one-dimensional career like that.
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01-11-2010, 02:55 PM
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#22
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One of the Nine
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What a ridiculous story. The guy's got a giant dong and can't find work. Obviously we're all thinking the same thing - get into porn. But he wont, because he wants to be taken seriously. But he can't be taken seriously because he actually seeked out the world record for giant dongery. It's difficult to take anyone seriously that lives with his mom at the age of 39, let alone someone that get's his dick measured and talks about it publically and does interviews about it.
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01-11-2010, 03:05 PM
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#23
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Lives In Fear Of Labelling
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What a big problem.
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01-11-2010, 03:07 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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just image googled his name
Holy S$!t that is huge.
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01-11-2010, 03:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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according to wikipedia he is Bi
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01-11-2010, 03:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Cambodia
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Originally Posted by MelBridgeman
according to wikipedia he is Bi
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Originally Posted by fotze
Having that thing would tend to be a pain in the ass.
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Indeed
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01-11-2010, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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This guy has been on Howard Stern for a few reasons. One not relating to this thread is they have prank called his TV show on public TV hundreds of times...the guy is an idiot and the calls are great! Him being an idiot might have something to do with the lack of work though.
Another time he was in studio for George Takei's bachelor party. George was mighty impressed with what he brought to the table!
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01-11-2010, 03:31 PM
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Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
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01-11-2010, 03:35 PM
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Norm!
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jeez if I had a 13.5 inch member instead of a mere 11 inches I would become a community hero. Knocking stranded cats out of trees, hitting home runs for the community softball team, and acting as an emergency runway for small planes.
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01-11-2010, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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He's missing a great job opportunity as a horse.
Would give new meaning to the saying "let's make like a horse's dick and hit the road."
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01-11-2010, 03:43 PM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by fotze
Having that thing would tend to be a pain in the ass.
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That's what she said.
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01-11-2010, 03:49 PM
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First Line Centre
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Even if he didn't do pr0n he could go to those Adult Film expos and have a booth there. He could sell plaster casts of it, sign autographs with it - something, anything to make something out this situation he's created.
You know as a balding guy - I look at some people with bad haircuts and think 'man, what a waste of hair.' I think we're all applying that logic here too.
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01-11-2010, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Surprised this hasn't come up yet, but anyone else surprised this guy is white? I mean this sort of throws my entire understanding of the wang size universe out of whack. I was always under the impression the order went Black > Native > White >>>> Asian.
As a white guy I'm glad we have one of our boys at the top, but this really throws down the gauntlet for our chocolate friends.
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01-11-2010, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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I bet the mailman in his neighbourhood was black, or at least he was just before his mom got pregnant.
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01-11-2010, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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I just watched the video and here's what I don't get:
The guy looks like a slob. Honestly, if you were to see this guy, would you hire him? He looks like a bum.
He knows they're coming over to his house to do an interview. Why not cut your hair, get dressed and clean up a little bit? Might present yourself a lot better to potential employers out there.
A little effort goes a long way, having pride in yourself goes a long way to getting what you want in life. This guy has given up.
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01-11-2010, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Originally Posted by worth
I just watched the video and here's what I don't get:
The guy looks like a slob. Honestly, if you were to see this guy, would you hire him? He looks like a bum.
He knows they're coming over to his house to do an interview. Why not cut your hair, get dressed and clean up a little bit? Might present yourself a lot better to potential employers out there.
A little effort goes a long way, having pride in yourself goes a long way to getting what you want in life. This guy has given up.
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In other words, he's the opposite of every small membered guy who's driven to get a powerful job, drive sports cars, wear fancy watches, etc. Heck, if you use this guy for the baseline, then everything that the rest of us guys do in our lives is just overcompensation for the fact that we're not in the record books.
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01-11-2010, 04:48 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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haha nicely done
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01-11-2010, 05:10 PM
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Norm!
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Holy crap he's pretty much comic book guy.
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01-11-2010, 05:26 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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I have a tremendously average penis and my life is prettay good.
so yeah. Take that insecure-as-a-16-year-old-me!
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01-11-2010, 09:48 PM
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Where the heck was this guy when I was working as a wedding photographer? He would've come in handy when I needed a spare tripod.
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