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Old 06-24-2017, 05:33 PM   #41
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I didnt get the impression that he needed to shiv anyone...what kind of concert is this?
I'm guessing you've never been to a trooper concert before have you?
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Old 06-24-2017, 05:41 PM   #42
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I have had great success in the past using new white bottle caps I ordered online that will seal, and therefore look original, on old bottles of water. Work amazingly well at Sasquatch a while back, as well as Stampede. This doesn't work for rye though, unless you can find an iced tea bottle with a white cap. I'm going to be at Park 96 tonight as well, good luck comrade.

Something like this for next time.... http://camocaps.net
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I'm guessing you've never been to a trooper concert before have you?
Guilty as charged.

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I have had great success in the past using new white bottle caps I ordered online that will seal, and therefore look original, on old bottles of water. Work amazingly well at Sasquatch a while back, as well as Stampede. This doesn't work for rye though, unless you can find an iced tea bottle with a white cap. I'm going to be at Park 96 tonight as well, good luck comrade.

Something like this for next time.... http://camocaps.net
First of all, with a username like that we can assert two things:

1. Of course you'd say that because you're smuggling in Vodka, not really going to work for Rye.

2. You are untrustworthy....being a Russian Spy and all.
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Old 06-24-2017, 06:23 PM   #44
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Just arrived. Miles of unpatrolled border...
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Just arrived. Miles of unpatrolled border...
Haha, my theory was always that those Park 96 organizers want more people to sneak in and be part of the festivities and add to the atmosphere, possibly even spending a bit of money once they get in.
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Guilty as charged.
Neither have I, but when you go to a concert knowing full well that a song called "raise a little hell" is going to be played you have to at least consider there's the potential for shivs to be involved
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Old 06-24-2017, 06:53 PM   #47
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You'd never have these problems if you were just trying to smuggle in tabs of acid.

A Trooper concert probably warrants a more severely augmented reality.
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Just arrived. Miles of unpatrolled border...
Stay out of our elections and we will get along fine.
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Stay out of our elections and we will get along fine.
How do you think the NDP were elected?
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How do you think the NDP were elected?
If any nationality's hackers would take a moral stance against advancing the cause of Socialism its the Russians.

We dont want to admit it, but the NDP are on us. We cant pin that one 'The Great Red Menace.'
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Well how did it go? What method did you use?
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Well how did it go? What method did you use?
He's passed out in the back of Trooper's tour bus cuddling their dog.
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He's passed out in the back of Trooper's tour bus cuddling their dog.
Yeah, that dog is a real 3 dressed up as a 9 I bet.
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Was any amount of Hell raised? We all want to know!
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Was any amount of Hell raised? We all want to know!
By all accounts, just a little
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Guys it was so fun. I can't believe how hard people partied. Everyone was obliterated. Food trucks were awesome, too. Snuck in two mickies in my waistband and we drank them both plus a bunch of beers. It's exactly like Bermuda Shorts Day but for all ages. Can't wait for next year!
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Late to this thread, but sneaking booze is one of my true skills in life. Do you have access to an infant? You can load a stroller with 10 hours of liquor easily. Nobody will ever look.
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Late to this thread, but sneaking booze is one of my true skills in life. Do you have access to an infant? You can load a stroller with 10 hours of liquor easily. Nobody will ever look.
Be careful not give the baby the bottle you stashed the vodka in.
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Be careful not give the baby the bottle you stashed the vodka in.
What baby?
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Doesn't matter what baby. Babies hate vodka and won't drink it.
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