03-01-2019, 10:36 AM
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Man accused of dipping testicles in salsa over $0.89 tip
A Mensa candidate to be sure. 
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A Tennessee man was jailed on felony charges after appearing to dip his testicles into a container of salsa that a customer had ordered online.
The delivery driver allegedly recorded it and posted a video online, saying “This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive.”
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https://torontosun.com/news/crime/de...4-a483a5d1e8c7
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03-01-2019, 10:40 AM
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This was shown as the "Last Post" on the home page, except it didn't show the complete title (only "Man accused of dipping...")
Had a split second thought of what the end of the sentence might be. Was not disappointed.
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03-01-2019, 10:43 AM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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.89 cents? I say the cheap bastard’s lucky it was only balls that were dipped in there.
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03-01-2019, 11:01 AM
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What a dipstick...
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03-01-2019, 11:16 AM
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Ballsy.
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03-01-2019, 11:20 AM
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Cheese goes well with salsa, no?
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03-01-2019, 11:22 AM
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That guy is going balls out at his job.
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03-01-2019, 11:23 AM
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I guess you don't shaft this delivery guy on the tip
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03-01-2019, 11:23 AM
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People are testy these days
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03-01-2019, 11:31 AM
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Testicles.
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03-01-2019, 11:32 AM
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That's nuts.
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03-01-2019, 11:36 AM
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Location: Vancouver
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Seems like the right thing to do.
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03-01-2019, 11:45 AM
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Am I the only one astonished that this didnt happen in Florida?
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03-01-2019, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Locke
Am I the only one astonished that this didnt happen in Florida?
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probably happens so often in Florida that it wouldn't be newsworthy.
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03-01-2019, 11:49 AM
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That's a spicy meatball.
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03-01-2019, 11:50 AM
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That's a spicy meatball!
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03-01-2019, 11:58 AM
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Putting your testicles into salsa is considered adultery?
What happened for this to have to be made into a law? Beastiality was outlawed, so guys were like, "well, we'll just wait until its processed into some food", and thus the vegetiality laws needed to be passed? Or was it just when "American Pie" came out and pies were being molested all over Tennessee and something needed to be done?
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News outlets report that the passenger, 31-year-old Howard Matthew Webb, was arrested last week and charged with adulteration of food
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03-01-2019, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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It's possible that he has a burrito dick. Perhaps we shouldn't be so quick to judge.
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03-01-2019, 12:02 PM
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adulterationDictionary result for adulteration
/əˌdəltəˈrāSH(ə)n/Submit
noun
the action of making something poorer in quality by the addition of another substance.
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03-01-2019, 12:12 PM
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Norm!
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Just to be serious for a moment, How can people be this stupid. I mean I know everyone thinks they're special and hilarious, but frankly video taping it and posting it online for a few likes is worth a felony charge.
This idiot deserves everything he gets, and frankly he was over tipped.
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