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Old 06-23-2017, 11:44 AM   #1
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Thumbs up 5 yr old Son just came to me and said...

Amidst the craziness of draft day, my 5 yr old son comes up to me and says "Look Dad, I found the stinky butts!" /proceeds to show me an Oilers logo

I've never been so proud.
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Old 06-23-2017, 11:48 AM   #2
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Take him for ice cream. It's the only way to reward such intelligence.
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Old 06-23-2017, 11:48 AM   #3
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Your son is not like the Oilers. "He is good"
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Old 06-23-2017, 11:51 AM   #4
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Make a sign for him for the next BoA you two attend that says "OILERS ARE STINKY BUTTS".
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Old 06-23-2017, 11:52 AM   #5
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Is there a gene that creates a fixation on a$$es?
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Put some money in a college fund, this kid is going places.
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Old 06-23-2017, 11:56 AM   #7
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Is there a gene that creates a fixation on a$$es?
It's called the Y chromosome.
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Old 06-23-2017, 12:02 PM   #8
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I live in Vancouver and I have taught my 3 year old son to yell BOO CANUCKS whenever he sees their logo. I tear up every time.
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Old 06-23-2017, 12:21 PM   #9
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Is there a gene that creates a fixation on a$$es?
Well Freud believed in Anal fixation...
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Old 06-23-2017, 12:25 PM   #10
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A true son of Ass Handler!
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Old 06-23-2017, 12:26 PM   #11
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It's called the Y chromosome.
Ha, it looks like a butt crack.
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Old 06-23-2017, 12:28 PM   #12
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that kid is like forrest gump and he is a genius:

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Old 06-23-2017, 01:04 PM   #13
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When-ever my three year old sees a person with an Oiler jersey or hat, she whispers to me, "He must be really sad. The Oilers always lose!"
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a little something i always do when my kids get a treat (like ice cream or cake or something super delicious) is that it ALWAYS goes in a flames bowl or on a flames plate

one of my buddies gave me a baby gift when my daughter was born - a canucks mini stick - he thought that was a perfect gift... i agreed and told him that i now have 'my version of the strap' for when my kids need a little discipline. i told him they'd end up hating the canucks even more than me!
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Old 06-23-2017, 04:20 PM   #15
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I taught my sons that Edmonton was a frozen wasteland full of urine and losers, in fact I think my youngest was 7 when he learned that Edmonton has indoor plumbing
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