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Old 05-08-2017, 03:13 PM   #5941
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Kevin Lowe's wife. Seriously.
Karen Percy, eh?
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Old 05-08-2017, 03:50 PM   #5942
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Yum!

Must have run out of popcorn up in the exec suites.

Kind of rude how she didn't offer Gretz any.
*clears throat*

(in his best Steve Armitage voice) "WOMEN EATING BOOGERS!"
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Old 05-08-2017, 08:45 PM   #5943
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Kevin Lowe's wife. Seriously.
She knows a thing or two about picking...if there was ever a concern.
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Old 05-08-2017, 08:53 PM   #5944
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Who that lady?
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Old 05-08-2017, 09:02 PM   #5945
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If she picks, does she not bleed? She is not an animal!
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Can't even use the Seinfeld defence.
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Concession prices so high at Rogers Place, even Lowe's wife has to bring in her own snacks..

If anyone knows about choice picks, it's the Oilers.
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My wife's aunt watches barely any regular season and doesn't really have a team. Then when playoffs hit she watches as many games as she possibly can and cheers for all the Canadian teams. It's pretty crazy to see a barely casual fan become a hardcore NHL fan for playoffs.

I believe.
If two Canadian teams play each other does her head do that 180 degree spin thing and then explode?
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I will never understand how people can place snot in their mouth. I literally gagged typing that.
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Edmonton City Council to Debate Return of the City of Champions Slogan
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Old 05-10-2017, 08:44 AM   #5951
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Its time to let it go Edmonton.

And to the rest of the world the name Edmonton is synonymous with

Sweat Pants with good shoes

Mullets

Woman with bruises on their legs

Booger Eaters

That'll do pig, that'll do
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Old 05-10-2017, 08:52 AM   #5952
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I have a slogan for them:

"Edmonton: The Town Humility Forgot."
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I will never understand how people can place snot in their mouth. I literally gagged typing that.
You literally swallow about a cup of mucus all day long and don't realize it. You should be gagging constantly. Snot is just dried mucus. People need to calm down with the level of disgust about this topic. It's just considered socially unacceptable, not biologically unacceptable.

Next thing people will be saying they don't poop because poop is gross.
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Spoiler!

It's like lottery draft day all over again.

http://globalnews.ca/news/3439990/my...-is-fantastic/
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You literally swallow about a cup of mucus all day long and don't realize it. You should be gagging constantly. Snot is just dried mucus. People need to calm down with the level of disgust about this topic. It's just considered socially unacceptable, not biologically unacceptable.

Next thing people will be saying they don't poop because poop is gross.
Wrong. Just because their is poop in my bum, doesn't make it less gross. If I got poop on my hand when wiping, I'd probably gag. Likewise, there is mucus in my sinuses and that's normal. Taking a booger out of your nose and eating it is disgusting, socially unacceptable, embarrassing and all of the above.
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Old 05-10-2017, 09:52 AM   #5957
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Wrong. Just because their is poop in my bum, doesn't make it less gross. If I got poop on my hand when wiping, I'd probably gag. Likewise, there is mucus in my sinuses and that's normal. Taking a booger out of your nose and eating it is disgusting, socially unacceptable, embarrassing and all of the above.
I think CPF was saying the same thing.
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Wrong. Just because their is poop in my bum, doesn't make it less gross. If I got poop on my hand when wiping, I'd probably gag. Likewise, there is mucus in my sinuses and that's normal. Taking a booger out of your nose and eating it is disgusting, socially unacceptable, embarrassing and all of the above.
What about removing the booger and showing your friends or coworkers?
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As long as they insert the words "Draft Lottery" in front of "Champions", I'm fine with it.
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You literally swallow about a cup of mucus all day long and don't realize it. You should be gagging constantly. Snot is just dried mucus. People need to calm down with the level of disgust about this topic. It's just considered socially unacceptable, not biologically unacceptable.

Next thing people will be saying they don't poop because poop is gross.
You can drink urine you know? It's 95% water which you ingest every day whether it be a glass of water or various foods, drinks, etc. It's also considered socially unacceptable, not biologically unacceptable. Moral of the story is that picking your nose and eating it is like drinking urine. You can do it but you probably shouldn't, especially in public.
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