03-24-2015, 09:03 AM
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Norm!
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Geez I forgot about three video games to movie adaptations
Double Dragon
Robert Patrick dressed as Vanilla Ice a young and at the time hot actress Alyssa Milano and Scott Wolf (anyone remember that guy)
Super Mario Brothers
Somehow a movie with Bob Hoskins John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper and good god Fisher Stevens was that unbelievably terrible.
Wing Commander
Loved the game but Chris Roberts pretty much killed the franchise with this movie. First of all he changed the Kilrathi completely and they went from a cool enemy to hairless cats with a low IQ.
He took an iconic shop like the Rapter and made it look like a junk yard assembly.
Then he threw in this whole Pilgrim story line and then edited most of it out to make it a more confusing mess.
So disgustingly terrible.
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03-24-2015, 09:17 AM
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#102
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
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03-25-2015, 12:50 PM
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#103
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Powerplay Quarterback
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IRON MAN 3 was super brutal (a million iron man's blowing up for fireworks?!?!? wtf)
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03-25-2015, 12:55 PM
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#104
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Oh and the Hobbit. Whats up with the Dwarves washing the dishes for the first 30 minutes of the movie?!?! This should also go to the WRGMG thread.
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03-25-2015, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Kswiss
Oh and the Hobbit. Whats up with the Dwarves washing the dishes for the first 30 minutes of the movie?!?! This should also go to the WRGMG thread.
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Chip the glasses, crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates,
So carefully, carefully with the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles, burn the corks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates,
So carefully, carefully with the plates!
This scene provides critical commentary on the nature of the philosophical aspects of materialism, and forshadows the Marxist examinations on the just division of wealth in the Lonely Mountain.
Last edited by troutman; 03-25-2015 at 02:16 PM.
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03-25-2015, 02:02 PM
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#106
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Originally Posted by troutman
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I thought this was a great film. I especially enjoy the twist ending.
The title almost tricks you.
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03-25-2015, 02:41 PM
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#107
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jan 2012
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The Boogyman
First date with my now wife was this movie. Painful to sit through.
Lost in Translation
Had to turn it off. Just putting me to sleep. Couldn't stay with it
The Spirit
This one I MIGHT have to give another chance to, but probably not
Grown Ups 2
And I enjoyed the first one. But why? Why number 2?
Dumb & Dumber: When Harry Met Lloyd
Again, Why???????
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03-26-2015, 11:44 AM
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#108
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Norm!
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I really need to add After Earth. A vanity piece for Will Smith to make his son a leading man, and we found out, that his son is horrible, and Will Smith playing a role with no humor is the worst actor on the planet and should be in the next Sharknado movie.
M Night Shamalan continues to show that he's a flash in the pan who discovered Lightning in a bottle with 6th Sense but is never going to be able to replicate that success again.
A terrible horrible boring movie that made me hope that Jaden Smith simply goes off to party with his Daddy's money.
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03-26-2015, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by brocoli
Lost in Translation
Had to turn it off. Just putting me to sleep. Couldn't stay with it
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Yeah thanks I had blocked that piece of crap out of my mind.
Interview with a Vampire My wife had to wake me up in the theater cuz my snoring was too loud.
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03-26-2015, 04:09 PM
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#110
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
Interview with a Vampire My wife had to wake me up in the theater cuz my snoring was too loud.
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Clearly your wife has never made you watch a Twilight movie. Those things make Interview with a Vampire feel like a Jason Statham movie.
As for Iron Man 3, I really hope that the Jarvis Super War Death Squad wasn't a precursor to Ultron. That really was a terrible ending. I recommend the short film 'Hail to the King', and try to pretend that was the actual ending to the movie.
I still hope for the Mickey Rourke Cut of Iron Man 2. Apparently he was so pissed off at the dumbing down of his character, he refused to do any press for the movie. It's strange that I would consider the last two Iron Mans to be weak points in the Marvel oeuvre, considering it is their flagship character.
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03-26-2015, 04:36 PM
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#111
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Originally Posted by Harry Lime
Clearly your wife has never made you watch a Twilight movie. Those things make Interview with a Vampire feel like a Jason Statham movie.
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She is a good wife.
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03-26-2015, 07:14 PM
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#112
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Scoring Winger
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I loved Lost In Translation. I'll have to watch that again soon
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03-26-2015, 11:46 PM
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#113
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wins 10 internets
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
M Night Shamalan continues to show that he's a flash in the pan who discovered Lightning in a bottle with 6th Sense but is never going to be able to replicate that success again.
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Looking at Elysium and Chappie, it looks like Neil Blomkamp is the same kind of flash in a pan with District 9. Not at all hyped for his Aliens movie
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03-27-2015, 05:17 PM
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Well there's a surprise, two movies I would never have wagered to make it into any worst movies anyone has ever seen list with Lost in Translation and Interview with a Vampire.
Each to their own but surprised none the less. I thought both were amazing character driven movies.
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03-27-2015, 05:34 PM
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#115
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Originally Posted by JiriHrdina
Gunmen with Christopher Lambert
Highlander 3 with Christopher Lambert
Fortress with Christopher Lambert
Beowulf with Chrstopher Lambert
The Hunted with Christopher Lambert
WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING MOVIES WITH CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT!!!
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What about Mortal Kombat? He was awesomesauce as Raiden!
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03-27-2015, 11:09 PM
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#116
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Originally Posted by Locke
What about Mortal Kombat? He was awesomesauce as Raiden!
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He was, it's true.
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