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Old 08-06-2011, 08:06 PM   #21
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Do not have sax with this woman? Why would I ever want to play my saxophone with her? Does she even know how to play sax?
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Old 08-06-2011, 08:20 PM   #22
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Do not have sax with this woman? Why would I ever want to play my saxophone with her? Does she even know how to play sax?
Apparently she knows her way around the entire woodwind section
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Old 08-06-2011, 08:28 PM   #23
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She kind of reminds me of Gonzo from the Muppets.

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Old 08-06-2011, 08:35 PM   #24
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Old 08-06-2011, 08:41 PM   #25
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This is why I wish I was amongst god's chosen people. Lesbians. They are probably the safest when it comes to dodging STIs and unwanted pregnancies.
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phew, so glad I pulled out ... dodged a bullet there!
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Old 08-06-2011, 08:49 PM   #27
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This is why I wish I was amongst god's chosen people. Lesbians. They are probably the safest when it comes to dodging STIs and unwanted pregnancies.
But could you really deal with wearing that much plaid flannel and could you pull off a mullet?
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Old 08-06-2011, 08:56 PM   #28
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somehow I don't think it'll be a problem to not have sex with that *shudder*
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This is why I wish I was amongst god's chosen people. Lesbians. They are probably the safest when it comes to dodging STIs and unwanted pregnancies.
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Old 08-06-2011, 09:08 PM   #30
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Old 08-06-2011, 09:20 PM   #31
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I'm still LOLing at the "s**" in the thread title.
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Old 08-06-2011, 09:20 PM   #32
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phew, so glad I pulled out ... dodged a bullet there!
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Old 08-06-2011, 09:22 PM   #33
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I'm still LOLing at the "s**" in the thread title.
Don't think it's that funny. If someone is reading this thread from work or home or even just browsing the off-topic forum I don't think they want the people passing by to read that word. It would probably cause an awkward moment.
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Old 08-06-2011, 09:38 PM   #34
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Who... in their right mind....
I lol'ed pretty loud at work with this one!
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Old 08-06-2011, 09:47 PM   #35
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Too bad she has the HIV. I always wanted to live out my Mr. Furley fantasy.
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Old 08-06-2011, 09:49 PM   #36
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Is that the latest Sunshine girl?
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Old 08-06-2011, 09:50 PM   #37
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Not even with a stolen dick...
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Is that the latest Sunshine girl?
Isn't that the truth
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Old 08-06-2011, 10:05 PM   #39
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this is actually scary.

HIV at 17
Unprotected sex in the biggest university bar scene in a city of 1 million.

There will be young lives ruined because of her. That's brutal.
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Yes, this is a scary story but who hooks up with someone and doesn't use a condom? Of course what the girl is doing is horrific but a guy still needs to take the necessary precautions to protect himself.
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