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Old 09-26-2016, 02:50 PM   #21
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Old 09-26-2016, 02:56 PM   #22
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I cant even make the joke I want to make regarding that thing! Dammit!

Curse you PG-13!!
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Old 09-26-2016, 03:00 PM   #23
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Congrats to the Oilers who made something even more horrifying than the past 10 years of Oiler hockey.
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Old 09-26-2016, 03:10 PM   #26
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aaaand now they're going to get sued. The Edmonton Oilers. The gift that keeps on giving.
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Old 09-26-2016, 03:11 PM   #27
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Movie quotes that just work really well with this thing


Hunter: I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I'm your worst dream come true. I'm everything you ever were afraid of.


Hunter: Hi, Georgie! Aren't cha gonna say... *hello*?
George 'Georgie' Elmer Denbrough: [shakes head]
Hunter: Awww, come on bucko! Don't you want a... balloon?
George 'Georgie' Elmer Denbrough: I'm not supposed to take stuff from strangers; My dad said so.
Hunter: Very wise of ya dad, Georgie - very wise indeed. I Georgie, am Hunter the dancing Lynx- and you, are Georgie! So now we know each other! Keeerect?
George 'Georgie' Elmer Denbrough: I guess so... I gotta go.
Hunter: Go? Without this?
[showing Georgie his fallen Oiler's jersey]
George 'Georgie' Elmer Denbrough: [cries out] It's My Jersey!
Hunter: EEX-actly! Go on Kiddo... Take it.
George 'Georgie' Elmer Denbrough: [unsure about reaching into the storm drain for his jersey]
Hunter: Awww... You want it don't you Georgie? Hmm... Of course you do... and there's cotton candy, and rides, and all sorts of surprises down here... and balloons too... All colors.
Pennywise: Do they float?
[Georgie then reaches in for his boat]
Hunter: [Hunter's face begins changing from a smile to a frown] Ohh yes... They Float Georgie... They Float... and when your down here, with me... YOU FLOAT TOO!
[Hunter grabs Georgie's arm and pulls him toward the storm drain]





Bill: Kill It, Bev!
Hunter: Kill!
[laughs]
Hunter: Me? Oh you are priceless Brat! I am eternal, child. I am the eater of worlds, and of children. And you are next!





Hunter: Want a balloon?



All above from It


Hunter: Well, Clarice - have the young fans stopped screaming?



the below happens if an Oiler's fan throws his jersey on the ice and is caught and taken to the gimp room in the new rink


Hunter: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Oiler Fan: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whateverfine you're askin' for, they pay it.
Hunter: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his bestie Kevie Lowe]
Hunter: Yes, it will, Kevin, won't it? It will get the hose!
Oiler Fan: Okay... okay... okay. Hunter, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.
Hunter: Now it places the lotion in the basket.
Oiler Fan: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!
Hunter: It places the lotion in the basket.
Oiler fan: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the lotion in the basket!

Kevin Lowe: Like a Vipa
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Old 09-26-2016, 03:31 PM   #28
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Perhaps the Flames can send Scott Steiner on a covert mission. He knows how to deal with crappy mascots.

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aaaand now they're going to get sued. The Edmonton Oilers. The gift that keeps on giving.
Hey, the City has to recoup some of those construction costs somehow.
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Old 09-26-2016, 03:40 PM   #30
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could be worse though. Scottish soccer team Partick Thistle has this monstrosity:

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You shut your whore mouth! Kingsley is a legend!

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How did Kingsley and Scorch never get together?!
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I actually don't think it looks that bad until you consider its supposed to be for kids. What a miss by the Oilers.

And that video comes in at a 9 on the cringe-o-meter. Couldn't even get through it. The bad dancing, the forced "Oilers" chant, the kids pretending it's cool... So bad.

Also, Hunter is a terrible name. I get the reasoning behind it, but that's just silly in my opinion.
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How did Kingsley and Scorch never get together?!
Because Scorch would Murderize him. Just like he did to that Fireman.

Scorch doesnt play well with others.

I would pay money to watch Scorch dropkick whomever or whatever that is in the throat.
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I didnt know Ronald Reagan was from Edmonton.
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Old 09-26-2016, 04:04 PM   #37
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Check out the logo for Lynx Brand fence Products...
http://www.lynxfence.com/templates/l...es/logo-v2.png
http://www.lynxfence.com/

Anyway walked by a Lynx fence today.
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Can someone just photoshop Googly-Eyes on an Oil drum?

Because thats pretty much the Oilers mascot in a nutshell right there.

Just a moving cylindrical container.
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You shut your whore mouth! Kingsley is a legend!

I approve of this mascot. Look at that lovable little s##t getting wasted at a local pub. God bless him.
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I thought that Oilers thing was a Halloween joke or something. That is terrible.
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