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Old 11-23-2016, 07:32 AM   #1
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So I have this friend, let's call him DJ to protect the innocent. Last night DJ went to a "soirée" at a buddy's house. It was a 44th birthday party attended by mostly 40-somethings and as such was themed accordingly...middle age, the trials and tribulations of getting older. Or rather, not being twenty anymore.

There were gifts, monogrammed matches to burn the mortgage with some day, likely sooner than later. A count down to retirement clock radio. Socks with clips that say "Suspenders Rule". All good stuff.

There were vodka slimes. Horrible shooters with worse names. Dos Equis. Everything you need to relive the '90's which honestly, I thought was pretty cool.

And there were brownies. Little two biters. Homemade. Sofa king good.

So DJ had a few drinks. A few laughs. Mid eve he started feeling hot. He turned bright red. Thinking it was the last Slippery Nipple he decided to call it a night. He called a cab, got "home". Then it hit him.

DJ has been diligently trying to expand a business in Kelowna while maintaining his Calgary world. Life isn't so glamourous right now...especially in the borrowed RV parked at some creepy Happy Valley whatever RV park outside of Kelowna. So DJ's reaction to his surroundings upon arriving home was duly surprising and not normal in the slightest...let's be real...nobody's goin out with that guy. He lives in a freakin trailer on Happy Joy something lane.

Turns out no one told DJ those gorgeous two bite brownies were also part of the evening's themed events. The crunch was a chopped up 10mg Cialis pill sprinkled in to the mix. He had like two. Or admits to having two. It's possible he had up to four. Yea. Probably four. So 40 mg's.

The question he has is what now? I mentioned the four hour warning you get from the commercials to him. At this point it's just an annoying...off and on issue. Peeing indoors ain't happening. Luckily he lives on a gravel pad. I've sent him the Kelownafornia video. Not helping apparently.

The Google says this could last for two days. That's an issue. Would four pills last eight days? Is there an "antidote"? Is it Khloe Kardashian? Nevermind. I'm not sure I want that answer. The bigger question is...how did this happen? When the hell did we turn 40?

I'd feel much better if other questions of an ungoogleable nature wound up here. It's lonely out on that island.

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Old 11-23-2016, 07:36 AM   #2
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Hehe. "A friend"..... Right.

Seriously though, drugging food without telling someone isn't only rude, but dangerous.
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Hang in there buddy. A few more days and this will all be over. Don't forget to post updates.
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Old 11-23-2016, 07:43 AM   #4
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Man, those things can be dangerous if you have a heart condition. I would not be impressed if someone put pharmaceuticals in brownies without telling people. "Special" brownies should only ever contain pot, or in the right company, mushrooms. I couldn't even imagine why someone would think that is a good idea.
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Old 11-23-2016, 07:50 AM   #5
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Interesting...How do you know the brownies were sofa king good?

What happens when women take Cialis? Maybe you should have stayed at the party and found out.
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Hey guys what's going on in this thr

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so i have this friend, let's call him dj to protect the innocent. Last night dj went to a "soirée" at a buddy's house. It was a 44th birthday party attended by mostly 40-somethings and as such was themed accordingly...middle age, the trials and tribulations of getting older. Or rather, not being twenty anymore.

There were gifts, monogrammed matches to burn the mortgage with some day, likely sooner than later. A count down to retirement clock radio. Socks with clips that say "suspenders rule". All good stuff.

There were vodka slimes. Horrible shooters with worse names. Dos equis. Everything you need to relive the '90's which honestly, i thought was pretty cool.

And there were brownies. Little two biters. Homemade. Sofa king good.

So dj had a few drinks. A few laughs. Mid eve he started feeling hot. He turned bright red. Thinking it was the last slippery nipple he decided to call it a night. He called a cab, got "home". Then it hit him.

Dj has been diligently trying to expand a business in kelowna while maintaining his calgary world. Life isn't so glamourous right now...especially in the borrowed rv parked at some creepy happy valley whatever rv park outside of kelowna. So dj's reaction to his surroundings upon arriving home was duly surprising and not normal in the slightest...let's be real...nobody's goin out with that guy. He lives in a freakin trailer on happy joy something lane.

Turns out no one told dj those gorgeous two bite brownies were also part of the evening's themed events. The crunch was a chopped up 10mg cialis pill sprinkled in to the mix. He had like two. Or admits to having two. It's possible he had up to four. Yea. Probably four. So 40 mg's.

The question he has is what now? I mentioned the four hour warning you get from the commercials to him. At this point it's just an annoying...off and on issue. Peeing indoors ain't happening. Luckily he lives on a gravel pad. I've sent him the kelownafornia video. Not helping apparently.

The google says this could last for two days. That's an issue. Would four pills last eight days? Is there an "antidote"? Is it khloe kardashian? Nevermind. I'm not sure i want that answer. The bigger question is...how did this happen? When the hell did we turn 40?

I'd feel much better if other questions of an ungoogleable nature wound up here. It's lonely out on that island.
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back in high school i went to a birthday party and these girls who i wasn't really a big a fan of made the birthday boy a cake. i passed on the chocolate cake and glad i did - they laced it with exlax. a couple of the guys got sooooooo sick with the one ending up in hospital for a couple of days - so not cool

on the topic of cialis.... the guys in my band were chatting about it one night as our keyboardist recently split from his wife. one guy made a comment about the warning 'to seek a doctor if you experience an erection for more than 4 hours'... to which he laughed that it would be his wife that would be needing to see the doctor - ha!
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This...so much this

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Whiskey dick might neutralize Cialis dick
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Well he'd better go and use it because it could be the last piece of wood he ever has.

Seriously putting drugs in food especially ones that can increase things like blood pressure is incredibly dangerous and stupid.

But laughs all around if he had a heart attack or a debilitating stroke on the way home. Also funnily or weirdly enough they just had to relabel that drug because one of the side effects is severe hearing damage.
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So...yeah. Good luck buddy!
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Well he'd better go and use it because it could be the last piece of wood he ever has.

Seriously putting drugs in food especially ones that can increase things like blood pressure is incredibly dangerous and stupid.

But laughs all around if he had a heart attack or a debilitating stroke on the way home. Also funnily or weirdly enough they just had to relabel that drug because one of the side effects is severe hearing damage.
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