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Old 04-17-2012, 09:30 AM   #41
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You love the cat more than the cat loves you, does that means the cat always wins?

Do you pet the cat or does the cat pet you?
Do you scratch the cats belly or does the cat scratch your belly?
Do you feed the cat or does the cat feed you?
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Old 04-17-2012, 09:36 AM   #42
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He's actually practicing his moves for the day you are distracted at the top of the stairs and he can trip you causing you to break your neck.
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Old 04-17-2012, 09:36 AM   #43
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It's a shame adorable cuddly kittens turn into cats.
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Old 04-17-2012, 09:49 AM   #44
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Cats are hunters. They want to be outside.
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:55 AM   #45
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I will ask the neighborhood coyotes if they have seen said cat
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:33 AM   #46
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Cats are evil, untrustworthy pets.

They don't like you, they don't want you around, if a dog attacks a person its "oh my god, that evil dog!" if a cat attacks you it's "lol, cat being a cat!"

I don't like them, I think they are pointless pets. From what I've seen and read it seems cruel to de-claw them, but if you don't they using your house as a scratching post. That's great you don't have to pick up their poop when you go for a walk, you just have to wait until they poop in a box of sand you keep in our house. That sounds great.

Just not a cat person. If the subject comes up ever in conversation a cat owner will always tell me they understand why I don't like cats but will tell me "well, my cat is different, he is more like a dog!"

Really? Just get a dog then.

Stupid cats.
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This wont help you at all but...

Be happy you are rid of the cat. If the gf holds you accountable for not making sure that HER cat didnt escape while you were likely bringing in HER stuff, then find someone else who doesnt own a cat.

Cats are pure evil, they think of no one but themselves.
I have to keep asking myself if you two are being serious. Some of the most ignorant crap I have ever read.
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:38 AM   #47
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I have to keep asking myself if you two are being serious. Some of the most ignorant crap I have ever read.
Let's not get dramatic about it.
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:45 AM   #48
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I have to keep asking myself if you two are being serious. Some of the most ignorant crap I have ever read.

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It's a shame adorable cuddly kittens turn into cats.
Perhaps it's just like how cute adorable young women turn into cougars.
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Totally, a G3A3 is the wrong weapon for a close quarters engagement.
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OP reminds me of this.

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Waiting for the "free cat" picture....

Makes me giggle and want to barf at the same time.
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Waiting for the "free cat" picture....

Makes me giggle and want to barf at the same time.

Sorry it took so long....
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Old 04-17-2012, 04:22 PM   #56
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Did you check the microwave?

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Old 04-17-2012, 05:10 PM   #58
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Surprised nobody has brought this up yet

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Old 04-17-2012, 05:16 PM   #59
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Thank you to everyone with an actual contribution.

for you who asked why didnt i run after the cat right away? well, he's snuck out before and we've found that he's come back everytime within a half hour. Sometimes i guess he just wanted some fresh air. This time he didnt come back
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Maybe tomorrow he'll want to settle down, until tomorrow, the whole world is his home.
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