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Old 04-18-2024, 05:55 PM   #81
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I only wash my legs if I was doing yard work or playing hockey, or something of the like. On an average day it doesn't occur to me to scrub down there, I just let the water do it.
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Old 04-18-2024, 06:12 PM   #82
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Hmmm, I go bottom to top. Am I doing it wrong? I go feet, legs, abdominal, neck, arms, pits, nuts and butt. I figure I am going roughly from cleanest to dirtiest.
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Old 04-18-2024, 06:29 PM   #83
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I had a bad skin infection on my leg back in 2021, since then my skin on my leg won't be the same so I have to wash my legs every day. With a washcloth and not a scrubby. A scrubby would probably wear the thin skin out.
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Old 04-18-2024, 06:39 PM   #84
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No way he has a show now? His standup is hilarious.
Yeah Romesh is great. I need to seek this show out.
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Old 04-18-2024, 07:34 PM   #85
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Welcome to CP in the offseason...
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Old 04-18-2024, 08:00 PM   #86
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Cleaning bottom to top is insane
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Old 04-18-2024, 08:18 PM   #87
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No I don’t wash my legs, I don’t wash anything above the nips and nothing below the belly button
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This is by far my favorite thread of the year so far. Already LOL a couple times.
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Cleaning bottom to top is insane
For sure. Haven’t they ever been to a car wash? You clean the top first. If you clean the bottom first you’re just washing the top down onto the clean bottom. Then the bottom is dirty again.
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She's got legs,
she knows how to use them


I always wondered, what does that mean? Most of us can walk by 12 months.
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For sure. Haven’t they ever been to a car wash? You clean the top first. If you clean the bottom first you’re just washing the top down onto the clean bottom. Then the bottom is dirty again.
Been to a car wash??? haven't they been a f'n human
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I only wash my legs if I was doing yard work or playing hockey, or something of the like. On an average day it doesn't occur to me to scrub down there, I just let the water do it.

Don’t you wash your feet? Isn’t there a natural progression of washing your torso, junk, legs, and then feet? How do you just skip over the legs?
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This reminds me of an old joke.

I think it was Sarah Silverman early in her career. She said she had recently taken a shower with her boyfriend and it's the cleanest her breasts have ever been.
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Grandma said “wash down as far as possible, then wash up as far as possible, then wash possible.”

When camping I do navy showers if I can’t jump in the river or lake.
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Yeah Romesh is great. I need to seek this show out.
It's a few years old now. The first season aired in 2019 and they did a few more during the pandemic with everyone remote.

It's called The Ranganation. Most of the episodes used to be on YouTube, but I don't know if they are anymore. BBC has cracked down a lot on their stuff being uploaded to YouTube recently.
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Old 04-19-2024, 03:14 AM   #96
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Yes? And exfoliate. Surprisingly dirty company in here.
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Minute and half washing and 15 minutes enjoying a couple of shower beers. Now that #### is living.
Thats the 'After Work' Shower.

Wash off the work and drink away the day.
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Thats the 'After Work' Shower.

Wash off the work and drink away the day.
I maintain the pre-dinner shower is magical if you can work it in. Makes me feel like a rich #######, I love it.
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I maintain the pre-dinner shower is magical if you can work it in. Makes me feel like a rich #######, I love it.
Oh yes. Its among the height of luxury.

Pre-dinner shower beer or wine, whatever you prefer, and just luxuriate in the warm water.
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That's honestly like the sweetest thing ever.
Of course after she uses it for a deep sphincter scrub
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