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Old 05-25-2017, 03:16 PM   #61
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I've run a few dropshipping websites and private label brands on Amazon - I like to experiment with online endeavors. The problem is having a large enough budget for marketing to scale it to a point where the time you put in is worth the profit you pull out.

A couple months ago I had a good day on Amazon but then I did the math on the time and money I put in and, after all was said and done, I really only made something like $10 an hour. Good learning experience to try something new and if I had more money to put toward marketing I would maybe jump back in. Until then I will stick with my day job and if that fails the NDP had made flipping burgers even more lucrative than bootstrapping an Amazon business so I'd probably go the McDonald's route.
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:19 PM   #62
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I'm not really sure. Own an F1 team I guess.

I'd say own a video game store or comic book store but I think I'd very quickly begin to loathe my clientele. I'd only want to own that business if I were the only customer. Maybe a few of my friends.

Something where I'm surrounded by an ever changing roster of beautiful women who worship me sounds pretty sweet. I'm not sure what business that is though. Being a Sultan or a Sheikh maybe?
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:21 PM   #63
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Like an adults-only theme park just so there's no kids or adults-only theme park with hookers and blackjack?
Ooh why not both?

No kids in the park and at the end of the rollercoaster, you exit into a strip club. And the TVs in the waiting line are showing porn commercials.
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:24 PM   #64
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A parking lot in downtown Calgary. No employees and I just have to paint new lines every 10 years or so.
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:28 PM   #65
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Something where I'm surrounded by an ever changing roster of beautiful women who worship me sounds pretty sweet. I'm not sure what business that is though. Being a Sultan or a Sheikh maybe?
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:28 PM   #66
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I simply want to rent snorkeling gear to tourists in Hawaii and lounge in the sun. Real work's for suckers.
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:35 PM   #67
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I simply want to rent snorkeling gear to tourists in Hawaii and lounge in the sun. Real work's for suckers.
You can rent out some space from my Cabana Bar. Snorkles and Shots. Good pairing.
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:38 PM   #68
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Snorkles and Shots. Good pairing.
Beer goggles & swim goggles?
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:43 PM   #69
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Ooh why not both?

No kids in the park and at the end of the rollercoaster, you exit into a strip club. And the TVs in the waiting line are showing porn commercials.
You missed a golden opportunity for this:

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Beer goggles & swim goggles?
Masks & Casks.
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:52 PM   #72
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Goddammit I'm renting snorkels out of a conversion van and calling it Sketchy Pete's Breathe Shack. My name's not even Pete but Sketchy Pete sounds like a solid dude. I'd rent a snorkel from him.
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:56 PM   #73
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Or independent spy agency (think Archer)

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Old 05-25-2017, 03:59 PM   #74
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You know how the Snap On truck is pretty much a Candy store for men. I was thinking I would buy a truck and outfit it with women's "fun toys" and hit the bachelorette parties and just random passion parties that they organize. Obviously I would need someone to run it because a guy running it would be creepy but I would be a good owner.
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Old 05-25-2017, 04:33 PM   #75
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Realistically, a tire shop. And I'd like to have a lube bay and auto glass bay attached as a secondary.

You provide good, fast reliable service, and price is secondary. The difference between cheap tires and expensive tires of the same model would be a $20-30 swing per tire. Find a way to be somewhere in the middle, and offer first class same day service, it's almost impossible to lose. And it's something every driver needs at some point. The supply of customers is never ending.

4-5 years I plan to open one somewhere in interior BC, and possibly attach a very small, cheap used car operation to it.
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Old 05-25-2017, 06:07 PM   #76
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A hillbilly country bar in Sunnyside located in that triangle of land between the C-train line and the Vendome Cafe. It would called the "Hitch'n Post" and have all the stereotypical cowboy stuff. Think like what Dusty's used to be like.

Yee haw.
I will go in with you if we put a texas style BBQ joint in it as well. We'll make a small fortune (and as an added bonus Sunnyside will smell like brisket 24/7). I want to be the pitmaster like this dude. https://www.kreuzmarket.com/pit-mast...-a-pit-master/
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i really enjoy the business i've had now for 17 years (for the most part anyway)


if i had to pick a new 'dream' business, i think a really fun business would be a vehicle customization shop - sort of like the 'west coast customs' thing. i love doing 'stuff' to my truck and think it would be pretty sweet to be paid to tear a vehicle apart and put it back together again with a bunch of modifications


i also LOVE to cook - part of me would think it would be neat to do the restaurant thing, but then part of me remembers what it was like working in a restaurant 'back in the day'. maybe a cool thing would be something like private functions at a location and you would prepare one dinner for all the guests (it wouldn't be like a typical sit down restaurant where you order something, your wife orders something else, etc. you would have already selected 'dinner xyz' for your function and that is what would be ready for you and your guests)
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Old 05-26-2017, 12:11 AM   #78
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Clearly an advocado Latte shop, that's were the moneys at.
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I've thought about a food truck since I like food and it seems far less risky and time consuming than a restaurant.

From what I've seen: paint job that appeals to hipsters + FB and Insta marketing campaign that appeals to hipsters = drive around town and profit.
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