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Old 09-02-2015, 03:58 PM   #1
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I figured this could bring everyone some laughs and gasps at how criminals can behave. The idea of this thread is to be light hearted, so please keep any violent or otherwise unsavory stories for a different thread. I'd like to kick this thread off with a local one that made me wonder why:

Airdrie man steals nearly $1000 worth of crest white strips.

http://globalnews.ca/news/2195618/ma...-airdrie-alta/
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I figured this could bring everyone some laughs and gasps at how criminals can behave. The idea of this thread is to be light hearted, so please keep any violent or otherwise unsavory stories for a different thread. I'd like to kick this thread off with a local one that made me wonder why:

Airdrie man steals nearly $1000 worth of crest white strips.

http://globalnews.ca/news/2195618/ma...-airdrie-alta/
Clean get away.........
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Man farts on wife's head, gets stabbed. File it under classy:

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/nation...icle-1.1345646
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I figured this could bring everyone some laughs and gasps at how criminals can behave. The idea of this thread is to be light hearted, so please keep any violent or otherwise unsavory stories for a different thread. I'd like to kick this thread off with a local one that made me wonder why:

Airdrie man steals nearly $1000 worth of crest white strips.

http://globalnews.ca/news/2195618/ma...-airdrie-alta/
Good. That crap is a rip off.
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Thread came just in time for this doozy.

New Jersey Day care runs a "Toddler fight club"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-10483722.html
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:39 AM   #6
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That toddler fight club is ridiculous. One could face 18 months in jail and the other up to 5 years for child endangerment.

Sick and sad really.
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I seem to recall the toddler fight club thing happening before in another day care.
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Super criminals tries to rob first couple, informs him they have no money. Then moves on to second couple, is also informed they have no money, and that his gun isn't even loaded. Then gets beat up by a bunch of people and somehow shoots himself.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...ors_picks=true
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I seem to recall the toddler fight club thing happening before in another day care.
Really.. What's the first rule of Toddler fight club? Come on guys..
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Who the Hell did I hit?




Seriously tho,

Probably a diabetic. I had a guy when I was 15 explode at me at an A&W because I didnt cook his fresh burger in a minute. After he ate his food he came back to apologize and explain he was diabetic.
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I was once involved in a trial where an accused shot a deer with an old musket and claimed it was self defence. Yes it was in Alberta.
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Part time cop shoots at his own vechile.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/03/us/mas...-cruiser-shot/

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A part-time Massachusetts police officer lied when he said somebody shot at his patrol car, causing it to crash and catch fire, a police sergeant said Thursday.

"We have determined that the officer's story was fabricated," said Mills, Massachusetts, police Sgt. William Dwyer. "Specifically that he fired shots at his own cruiser as part of a plan to concoct a story that he was fired upon."
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Nova Scotian man breaks into Kamloops house, feeds cats and drinks coffee.

http://globalnews.ca/news/2249178/no...d8755048a7ca76
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