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Old 05-12-2024, 01:19 PM   #1361
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Theo once had a tapeworm travel up into his skull so it could feast on his brain. Poor little fella starved to death.
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Theo once had a tapeworm travel up into his skull so it could feast on his brain. Poor little fella starved to death.
Kinda like RFK Jr.
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Theo speaks out on science.

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WTF? Is he a fossil denier now?

Dinosaur bones were planted by Satan to make us question the truths of the bible.
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WTF? Is he a fossil denier now?

Dinosaur bones were planted by Satan to make us question the truths of the bible.
Which begs the question....what exactly does Fleury believe in?
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WTF? Is he a fossil denier now?

Dinosaur bones were planted by Satan to make us question the truths of the bible.
There is apparently a 'theory' that oil is produced by the earth and that oil supplies are naturally regenerated. I'm really not sure the point of this theory though.
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Old 06-03-2024, 10:39 AM   #1367
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Which begs the question....what exactly does Fleury believe in?
I would imagine given his position as an influencer, whatever current talking point he's fed by his handlers.

David Parker is pushing the abiotic oil theory on social media as well..

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There is apparently a 'theory' that oil is produced by the earth and that oil supplies are naturally regenerated. I'm really not sure the point of this theory though.
It turns fossil fuels from an unsustainable resource into a sustainable one. You don't need tons and tons of slow decaying organic matter accumulated over billions of years if oil is not a "fossil fuel".


It's really beyond the pale, even for Fleury. I think he would deny water having the characteristic of being wet if a scientist said it was true.
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This loser should have been an Oiler. He has all the bird brain ####### traits.
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Old 06-04-2024, 07:39 AM   #1370
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Perhaps we should extol to him the benefits of asbestos. Environmentalists and so called "health experts" have stolen this miracle mineral from us for long enough. Cream of asbestos for breakfast daily will prevent any need for vaccines at all.
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It turns fossil fuels from an unsustainable resource into a sustainable one. You don't need tons and tons of slow decaying organic matter accumulated over billions of years if oil is not a "fossil fuel".


It's really beyond the pale, even for Fleury. I think he would deny water having the characteristic of being wet if a scientist said it was true.
At this point in history, isn't the sustainability of "fossil fuels" sort of irrelevant. I appreciate that "oil running out" was once a global concern, but it seems like the current zeitgeist is now concerned that we have too much remaining oil (and the climate consequences of burning that remaining oil).
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Perhaps we should extol to him the benefits of asbestos. Environmentalists and so called "health experts" have stolen this miracle mineral from us for long enough. Cream of asbestos for breakfast daily will prevent any need for vaccines at all.
Anything's possible, I recently saw a post claiming that we should start putting lead back in paint because it will protect us from radio waves or some similar BS.

It was a screengrab of a Twitter or Facebook post, so I don't know if the person who posted it was being serious or not, but in this day and age, it doesn't take much for one person's joke to become another's deeply-held belief system.
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At this point in history, isn't the sustainability of "fossil fuels" sort of irrelevant. I appreciate that "oil running out" was once a global concern, but it seems like the current zeitgeist is now concerned that we have too much remaining oil (and the climate consequences of burning that remaining oil).
Right, but this is all part of the extreme right wing thought bubble:

Climate science is bull####, part of a communist conspiracy to destroy the economy
Climate isn't a concern and the government is setting wildfires to scare you
Burning oil and gas isn't a problem for the environment
It's also a constantly replenishing resource and not a fossil fuel! Yay! Fossils are made up to make you think that god didn't create the world or that he doesn't exist (another communist plot)
Also...renewable energy is a communist plot by China (leaders in solar cell manufacturing) to destroy our economy...

You see, there's a whole lot of other things that this fits with in their circular thinking, and I'm sure I'm leaving some important ones out, but their "zeitgeist" is a lot ####ing different from the rest of the world's.
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Anything's possible, I recently saw a post claiming that we should start putting lead back in paint because it will protect us from radio waves or some similar BS.

It was a screengrab of a Twitter or Facebook post, so I don't know if the person who posted it was being serious or not, but in this day and age, it doesn't take much for one person's joke to become another's deeply-held belief system.
Just trying to find ways to have them self-eliminate. Asbestos is probably too slow. You can also prevent inhaling shed vaccine by filling your lungs with spray foam. Quick and effective. Though perhaps too quick, they wouldn't have time to spread the message.
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Right, but this is all part of the extreme right wing thought bubble:

Climate science is bull####, part of a communist conspiracy to destroy the economy
Climate isn't a concern and the government is setting wildfires to scare you
Burning oil and gas isn't a problem for the environment
It's also a constantly replenishing resource and not a fossil fuel! Yay! Fossils are made up to make you think that god didn't create the world or that he doesn't exist (another communist plot)
Also...renewable energy is a communist plot by China (leaders in solar cell manufacturing) to destroy our economy...

You see, there's a whole lot of other things that this fits with in their circular thinking, and I'm sure I'm leaving some important ones out, but their "zeitgeist" is a lot ####ing different from the rest of the world's.
You missed "God gave us the oil to use."
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WTF? Is he a fossil denier now?

Dinosaur bones were planted by Satan to make us question the truths of the bible.
You laugh, but I literally had a teacher in sunday school at Properties Baptist Church back in the 90s tell me something along those lines. This "teacher" told us that the bible was meant to be taken quite literally. As in, god can do whatever the F he wants and made the universe in 7 earth days. I remember asking about dinosaur bones and how they got there and being told God was testing us , to see if we'd believe in his holy word or fall for the trick the devil played on us. God could have also put them there because he's god and can do whatever the F he wants. Wild times at that church.
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You laugh, but I literally had a teacher in sunday school at Properties Baptist Church back in the 90s tell me something along those lines. This "teacher" told us that the bible was meant to be taken quite literally. As in, god can do whatever the F he wants and made the universe in 7 earth days. I remember asking about dinosaur bones and how they got there and being told God was testing us , to see if we'd believe in his holy word or fall for the trick the devil played on us. God could have also put them there because he's god and can do whatever the F he wants. Wild times at that church.
I just can't imagine worshipping a superior being whose whole purpose is ####ing with you.
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You laugh, but I literally had a teacher in sunday school at Properties Baptist Church back in the 90s tell me something along those lines. This "teacher" told us that the bible was meant to be taken quite literally. As in, god can do whatever the F he wants and made the universe in 7 earth days. I remember asking about dinosaur bones and how they got there and being told God was testing us , to see if we'd believe in his holy word or fall for the trick the devil played on us. God could have also put them there because he's god and can do whatever the F he wants. Wild times at that church.
Cool.

So god is putting Satan's plan into action by allowing dinosaur bones to exist, or perhaps he put them there himself??? Also, if god can do whatever he wants, why does he continue to allow Satan to exist? It stands to reason that god enjoys watching human suffering if he allows it to continue. Pretty great...
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I just can't imagine worshipping a superior being whose whole purpose is ####ing with you.
That's what always gets me about the Abrahamic religions. Their version of God is such a petty, insecure, manipulative #######. Why would anyone want to believe in/worship such an #######?
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Why would anyone want to believe in/worship such an #######?
So you don’t go to hell. Duh.
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