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Old 10-28-2016, 10:45 AM   #1081
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The only things Oilers fan "deserve" is perpetual last place finishes for their smugness.
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Oiler Fans are the Trump supporters of the Hockey World.
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...As fun as it was to have our biggest rival also be the worst franchise in sports for nearly a decade, it'll be more fun when we have a competitive BoA.
Whatever happens, I will continue to recall at every opportunity just how awful the Oilers have been for a decade, and how ridiculously fortuitous the 2015 draft lottery was for them.

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Whatever happens, I will continue to recall at every opportunity just how awful the Oilers have been for a decade, and how ridiculously fortuitous the 2014 draft lottery was for them.

No respect. not ever.
Woe is us.
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Woe is us.
It's been ten years. I'm sure you are used to it.
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Whatever happens, I will continue to recall at every opportunity just how awful the Oilers have been for a decade, and how ridiculously fortuitous the 2014 draft lottery was for them.

No respect. not ever.
You mean when Nurse at number 7?
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Soon their number of #1 draft picks will equal their number of Stanley Cups won.

And then surpass.
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Old 10-28-2016, 01:13 PM   #1088
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Good on the Oilers, they deserve it. Hope to check out their new rink
Obvious troll is obvious. A Coyotes fan posting on a Flames message board saying how the Oilers deserve their new rink in an Edmonton is no good thread. Some of you trolls arent even hiding the bait whatsoever anymore.

Please elaborate how a team "deserves" a new rink, let alone the worst franchise in all of sports in the last decade.
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Old 10-28-2016, 02:26 PM   #1089
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Agreed, I am going through it right now. Just like the Oiler trolls on this board though they go pretty quiet around December and make excuses, then by February they choose their whipping boy and blame everything on him. Then summer rolls around and they are the greatest team on the planet, and "the Flamers" (oh so clever!) suck.

wash (yeah right!), rinse, repeat
And they always tell the same tired dad joke: "What's the difference between the Flames and a bra?" Hehehe...yes good one..probably got told that same joke about 750 times during my 8 years there, by young and old alike. That and "Flamers" is pretty much all the "wittiness" they got. And the latter doesn't really fly anymore in 2016.

I've always referred to Lottery Draft Day as the official start of Oiler season, as that's when they first get hope again and start getting cocky and lippy again.

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now now, only half are
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Old 10-28-2016, 02:57 PM   #1091
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Basket of deplorables?

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OK. I am genuinely curious. What is the difference between the Flames and a bra? Fortunately I don't have to mingle much with Edmontonians and I am not certain I have ever heard that one.
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OK. I am genuinely curious. What is the difference between the Flames and a bra? Fortunately I don't have to mingle much with Edmontonians and I am not certain I have ever heard that one.
one cup.


hilarious!


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one cup.


hilarious!


get it?
OK. Got it. Grade school humour.
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I usually get a laugh out of these posts, but that's because the Flames were doing better.
Not so much lately.
I am prepared for the roasting, but really guys. This gets so old.
It has zero to do with me living in Edmonton.
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As fun as it was to have our biggest rival also be the worst franchise in sports for nearly a decade, it'll be more fun when we have a competitive BoA.
Not for me. "Competitive" is when we keep the goal differential in single digits in our favour.

I'd laugh hilariously if the greasers never won another game. and I mean ever.
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So I was talking with two of my friends today (both oiler fans, unfortunately). Both claimed that it's "Cup or bust" in Edmonton this year. I couldn't believe they could make such a claim with a straight face!

You really can't make this stuff up...
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So I was talking with two of my friends today (both oiler fans, unfortunately). Both claimed that it's "Cup or bust" in Edmonton this year. I couldn't believe they could make such a claim with a straight face!

You really can't make this stuff up...

Your friends are kinda right.

When The Holy Spirit demands his $14MM deal, the Oilers window (lol) will slam shut.

They better win it under his ELC or else there is no hope. Not that there was much hope to begin with. Just a fools' hope.
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Old 10-28-2016, 05:44 PM   #1099
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So I was talking with two of my friends today (both oiler fans, unfortunately). Both claimed that it's "Cup or bust" in Edmonton this year. I couldn't believe they could make such a claim with a straight face!

You really can't make this stuff up...
Are they Stampeder fans?
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So I was talking with two of my friends today (both oiler fans, unfortunately). Both claimed that it's "Cup or bust" in Edmonton this year. I couldn't believe they could make such a claim with a straight face!

You really can't make this stuff up...
For the Oilers it's 29th and 30th to cup contender, there is no in between. They're an exception to the rules when it comes to rebuilds, don't you know? Why, you ask? Because they are Edmonton and they have McDavid. And that's all the reasoning you need.

Larsson, Russell and Lucic were truthfully the only pieces holding them back all along.

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