On your knees - A new religion!!!!

[Incinerator]

Pfft...Atheist my ass, what a hypocrite

[Cheese]

Remember Kiprusoffarians! Pay homage to the man on National TV tonite...stand and celebrate THE man! Let those in TV land see what its like to have the best goalie in the world.

[Reggo]

Today is the first day of my new life as a born again Kippersoffian.....

[Cheese]

with all the talk about the Ducks goalies, especially Breezebytheglove, I thought Id bring us back to reality...

On your knees...its time for the magic!

[mennoknight]

absolute genius. If I wasn't born into the same faith as the Regehr brothers I'd be all over this.

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by mennoknight

absolute genius. If I wasn't born into the same faith as the Regehr brothers I'd be all over this.

As a fellow subscriber to yours and the Regehr's faith (though not a Mennonite, I am one among the larger body of Christendom, of which Jarome Iginla is also an important part), I do believe it is not so much sacrilege to have a shared religious affiliation with the Kiprusoffarians.
It's all good!

[La Flames Fan]

I hope each one of us Kipprusoffarians pray tonight to our great leader, for tomorrow comes...

I AM A KIPPRUSOFFARIAN!!!!!

[greasesuck]

Why doesn't someone make a religion for greasemonton, how about
Macfagishes or Hypocritians?

[Inferno]

All bow down to Lord Kipper:

[landshark]

I Landshark from the Land of Sharks speak to the Kiprusoffarians: Heed NOT the false prophet, Cheese. For he will lead you to the Land of Woe, forever reaching, but never nearing the Holy Grail of Stanley.

We of the Land of Sharks seek to renew the battle of the West - STAND ON GUARD!

But first, yee must slay the followers of LORD FOWL and the evil lords of the north.





[great f'in post cheese]

[TheCommodoreAfro]

Bumped for pure the beauty of the message and hopes of god-like intervention in the favour of the boys in red.

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by La Flames Fan

I hope each one of us Kipprusoffarians pray tonight to our great leader, for tomorrow comes...

I AM A KIPPRUSOFFARIAN!!!!!

Fantastic post LFF!!! I really larfed out loud!

[Nehkara]

All Kiprusoffarians, now is the time when we must renew our faith in preparation for the great Kiprusoff's new pilgrimage to the Land of the Playoffs in search of the Holy Grail of Stanley!

[asian_persuasion]

omg and i was born with 2 ******s and i thought THAT was wierd!


I need some vasaline....

[alan21]

Just like a Horcoff wrister, Kipper makes sure
Kiprusoffarians WILL BE SAVED!!!

I bow to you almighty Kipper!!!

[Superflyer]

I bow before the almighty Kipper.
But we need an update from the year last.

[Shazam]

Our Kipper, who art in goal,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy Stanley come,
thy will be done,
in Playoffs as in regular season.
Give us this day our daily win.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we beat those
who troll against us.
And lead us not into losses,
but deliver us from the Oilers.
For thine is the glove save,
and the quickness, and the pad stop,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

[Mccree]

^^^

Good stuff.

[CheckRaise]

I think that this thread needs to be bumped up due to Kipper signing.

Amazing post, I really became hard core Flames fan after Miikka was traded from San Jose, as I was a big fan of him when he played in Finland.

All I can say is, I am a Kiprusoffarian!

[Thor]

Brilliant!