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Old 04-18-2024, 04:16 PM   #61
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Wet body, 2-1 shampoo/conditioner, wash body, wash hair and out. 5 mins tops. I even shower after hockey, lots of weirdos here.
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Old 04-18-2024, 04:21 PM   #62
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I always shower after I work out. If I don't I get itchy everywhere.
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Old 04-18-2024, 04:22 PM   #63
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Old 04-18-2024, 04:25 PM   #64
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There is no scenario where I will understand willfully shutting the water off mid shower. Am I alone in this being a novel idea I’ve learned for the first time now? Is this a common thing people do?
Commonly known as a navy shower. I don't at home but when we are camping and water is at a premium I do it all the time.
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Dudes are generally gross.

Go to reddit and find all the posts on women complaining that their husband/BF won't wipe their ass because they think its gay.

Frankly i blame women for dating dudes like this. It's setting a bad precedent.
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Old 04-18-2024, 04:40 PM   #67
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There is no scenario where I will understand willfully shutting the water off mid shower. Am I alone in this being a novel idea I’ve learned for the first time now? Is this a common thing people do?

It’s so simple
Camping for sure.
Also cold showers. Ill shut it off and soap up before getting back in
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Old 04-18-2024, 04:40 PM   #68
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I haven't washed my hair in 4 years. It fully cured my dandruff and scalp itching.

No, I'm not making this up. And no, I'm not alone.



I run long distance and play hockey twice a week - I would have thought that would be a dealbreaker, but it isn't.

My hair isn't greasy or smelly - my significant other and hairstylists would attest to it (since I ask).

One of those little life tweaks that I wish I'd heard about 30 years ago.

Oh - and I wash my legs but only because of wearing shinpads.
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Old 04-18-2024, 04:43 PM   #69
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Commonly known as a navy shower. I don't at home but when we are camping and water is at a premium I do it all the time.
Absolutely not. I refuse to accept an exception of camping showers applying to home. That’s like saying you drink your own piss at home to stay hydrated because “if you’re stuck in a desert you have to conserve liquid”.
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- I brush my teeth before I get into the shower, that way any toothpaste foam on my face is properly dealt with.
- Mouthwash is working while the water heats up before I jump in.
- I use two different soaps for junk and body.
- I wash my legs because I'm not a savage.
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I'm fine with it, but just seems like a hassle. Do you have a two toothbrush situation going on in your bathroom, or at night do you have to scamper into your shower, get your toothbrush, then scamper back into the shower to return your toothbrush so it's ready to rock in the morning?
I have my shower in the morning, and my wife does hers in the evening. So my toothbrush magically reappears on the counter near the sink in time for my evening toothbrushing.
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https://www.vice.com/en/article/epga...-in-the-shower

1 in 30 sounds like a lot, but it’s not surprising given how gross people are.
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Gross. So you just spit your used toothpaste all over your junk?
I'm usually able to miss my junk somehow and hit near the drain. But now that you mention it, menthol...
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Old 04-18-2024, 05:13 PM   #75
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Surprised there is so much consensus here. Its never even dawned on me to wash my legs. I don't think I really wash my face either, at least not with soap generally.

I mean obviously if I'm really dirty from yard work or whatever I'll give them a suds but every day?
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Old 04-18-2024, 05:16 PM   #76
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I work top to bottom so skipping my legs on the way to washing my feet would feel insane.
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Yeah I scrub everything, top to bottom. I'm not an animal
Hmmm, I go bottom to top. Am I doing it wrong? I go feet, legs, abdominal, neck, arms, pits, nuts and butt. I figure I am going roughly from cleanest to dirtiest.
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Old 04-18-2024, 05:27 PM   #78
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I have my shower in the morning, and my wife does hers in the evening. So my toothbrush magically reappears on the counter near the sink in time for my evening toothbrushing.
That's honestly like the sweetest thing ever.
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Minute and half washing and 15 minutes enjoying a couple of shower beers. Now that #### is living.
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Yes but only on leg days.
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