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Old 10-01-2011, 11:34 AM   #41
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^^^ I'm sorry, but that's the most unattractive pair of boobs. They're probably hard and have nipples shaped like those pennies that have been flattened in one of those crank machines at a amusement park.
agreed those are gross!
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Old 10-01-2011, 11:36 AM   #42
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didn't God give women boobs? i think by wearing revealing clothing they're just showing off his handiwork. to cover them up would be to insult his greatness in creation
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Old 10-01-2011, 01:16 PM   #43
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As a religious person, who can also find the time to appreciate the female body though, I'm not quite sure I follow. Is what he says so crazy about girls dressing slutty that he can be compared to someone who whips himself and murdered another? Take out the God talk and I don't think it's even that uncommon of thinking.
I took it to mean that quite often, the most outwardly pious and judgmental people are secretly the freakiest of freaks.

Whether that means whipping yourself, screwing people who ain't want to be screwed, stealing from the collection plate, watching the filthiest of filthy movies, glorifying a glory hole in a bus station bathroom or whatever -- it seems like it's always something with the preachiest of preachifiers.
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Old 10-01-2011, 01:25 PM   #44
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Oh, thanking God is different. Pro athletes do that all the time.
Yeah, I do it everytime I nail a chick . . . multiple times.
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Old 10-01-2011, 01:54 PM   #45
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He'll ask for a trade if this girl is a season ticket holder...


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Old 10-01-2011, 03:28 PM   #46
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wow. let the guy be. everyone has his/her opinions. arent you all voicing your opinions on him? r you getting judged? no. Freedom of speech/freedom of religion...
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Old 10-01-2011, 03:34 PM   #47
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wow. let the guy be. everyone has his/her opinions. arent you all voicing your opinions on him? r you getting judged? no. Freedom of speech/freedom of religion...
So he has the right to tell people how to dress, but we don't have the right to express an opinion about it?

Also. English mother****er do you speak it?
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Old 10-01-2011, 03:35 PM   #48
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I've always been more partial to the musings of Rocco Siffredi.

Preach on, brother!
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Old 10-01-2011, 04:39 PM   #50
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^^^ I'm sorry, but that's the most unattractive pair of boobs. They're probably hard and have nipples shaped like those pennies that have been flattened in one of those crank machines at a amusement park.
I 100% disagree with you!
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Old 10-01-2011, 05:20 PM   #51
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I kind of agree with him, except the God talk. Quite often the chicks who dress the sluttiest are actually really low on self-esteem, unintelligent, and boring (in the bedroom or otherwise). Wholesome girls tend to actually be crazy in the sack and don't come with emotional baggage. AND...they can always dress slutty.
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Old 10-01-2011, 05:29 PM   #52
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He'll ask for a trade if this girl is a season ticket holder...

No wonder the Panthers find it difficult to score (a goal). They are being distracted.

Hey, maybe Vancouver could use that excuse too? Maybe, even their City Council can complain that the NHL doesn't have a boob policy?
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Old 10-01-2011, 05:42 PM   #53
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wow. let the guy be. everyone has his/her opinions. arent you all voicing your opinions on him? r you getting judged? no. Freedom of speech/freedom of religion...
No txt tlk, pls thx.
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Old 10-01-2011, 07:25 PM   #54
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Old 10-01-2011, 07:32 PM   #55
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This reminds me of this one comic I saw years ago who had a funny joke about athletes, and why they don't blame god for the bad plays they make. It was hilarious, it was something like a football player talking about the game after and was describing a play and then was like "until Jesus made me fumble".

Anyone know who that is?
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Old 10-01-2011, 07:40 PM   #56
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This reminds me of this one comic I saw years ago who had a funny joke about athletes, and why they don't blame god for the bad plays they make. It was hilarious, it was something like a football player talking about the game after and was describing a play and then was like "until Jesus made me fumble".

Anyone know who that is?
Googling "Jesus made me fumble" says it's Jeff Stilson (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jeff_Stilson).

"I'm trying to wean myself off sports, it's too time consuming. I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.'"
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Bills WR Stevie Johnson did just that last year after dropping a pass in OT.

Also, boobs are overrated.
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:47 PM   #58
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So many people here continue to state their beliefs, which is fine. People here explain what they believe in all the time, and there seems to be a real bias against believers in Jesus Christ. If one believes in Jesus Christ, it seems, one is thought of a real fool here on this forum.

I stand with Rocco Grimaldi. It is one thing to say that you believe in something, to believe in Jesus. It is another thing to be willing, especially as a Christian as a public figure, to be bold enough to express that publically. Nobody is forcing anyone to read his posts, and he should be free to exercise his faith like everyone one else is free to believe or not believe in what he says.

God bless Rocco.
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Old 10-01-2011, 09:52 PM   #59
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Iginla was very vocal about God at the beginning of his career. Thanking God for this and that. It's disappeared nowadays.

He was certainly never like this wack job.
I heard he did that for his grandmothers sake. when he made the NHL under his family circumstances apparently his grandmom asked him to thank God for every minute of it.

You could always tell he wasn't comfortable saying that so now you just get the odd I feel "blessed" comment. whether he's a devote christian or not I can tell you in person he sure doesn't talk like one.
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So many people here continue to state their beliefs, which is fine. People here explain what they believe in all the time, and there seems to be a real bias against believers in Jesus Christ. If one believes in Jesus Christ, it seems, one is thought of a real fool here on this forum.

I stand with Rocco Grimaldi. It is one thing to say that you believe in something, to believe in Jesus. It is another thing to be willing, especially as a Christian as a public figure, to be bold enough to express that publically. Nobody is forcing anyone to read his posts, and he should be free to exercise his faith like everyone one else is free to believe or not believe in what he says.

God bless Rocco.
Maybe you can offer him a job when he doesn't make the NHL?
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