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Old 12-27-2022, 12:34 PM   #4921
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"You were probably worried about which velvet jacket to wear while the turkey had 3 foot flames off it."

Might be my favourite 1 line zinger I've read on this forum
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Old 12-27-2022, 02:06 PM   #4922
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Oh it was.
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Old 12-27-2022, 02:30 PM   #4923
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Oh it was.
When you’re trying to “I’m rubber and you’re glue” another adult online because they made a funny comment at your expense and you accidentally reveal you’ve never had a compliment before.

This is cringey-er than paying for a heated seats subscription
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When you’re trying to “I’m rubber and you’re glue” another adult online because they made a funny comment at your expense and you accidentally reveal you’ve never had a compliment before.

This is cringey-er than paying for a heated seats subscription
Well technically it was a “complement”. Perhaps meaning that the beemer complemented their personality.
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Old 12-27-2022, 02:54 PM   #4925
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When you’re trying to “I’m rubber and you’re glue” another adult online because they made a funny comment at your expense and you accidentally reveal you’ve never had a compliment before.

This is cringey-er than paying for a heated seats subscription
Now that’s what I’m talking about. The old “I’m just kidding around. No harm intended and you are getting creepy” Pepsi rebuttal. You are one of the most mean spirited posters here. At least own up to it.
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Old 12-27-2022, 03:10 PM   #4926
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Now that’s what I’m talking about. The old “I’m just kidding around. No harm intended and you are getting creepy” Pepsi rebuttal. You are one of the most mean spirited posters here. At least own up to it.
No. Festivus is over. Better luck next year but today you took the L.

Take it like an adult. It was a funny comment that you set up too neatly. The embarrassment will pass.
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Old 12-27-2022, 03:10 PM   #4927
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The sexual tension in here is palpable.
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No. Festivus is over. Better luck next year but today you took the L.

Take it like an adult. It was a funny comment that you set up too neatly. The embarrassment will pass.
Like you are taking my criticism of you as an adult. You do this all the time to posters. I don’t know what your deal is outside of a keyboard but the rude comments you say are in jest just aren’t as funny as you think they are. Maybe keep the dick post count down for 2023 so we can avoid these cringy interactions.
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Like you are taking my criticism of you as an adult. You do this all the time to posters. I don’t know what your deal is outside of a keyboard but the rude comments you say are in jest just aren’t as funny as you think they are. Maybe keep the dick post count down for 2023 so we can avoid these cringy interactions.
I’m going to turn them up just a little bit.
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Alright, good therapy session guys, let's do it again some time
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Alright, good therapy session guys, let's do it again some time
It can't be over until someone posts the "this goes up to 11" gif to Pepsi's last comment.
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Alright, good therapy session guys, let's do it again some time
I just assume the guys who get mad at me online want to sleep with their mother and kill their father, just like Freud said.
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Old 12-27-2022, 06:08 PM   #4933
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The sexual tension in here is palpable.
Hmmm P12 and I weren’t even here
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God I ate so much turkey this week. C-word MIL NOTWITHSTANDING.
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I somehow had more lamb than anything. Although the week isn't over. But lamb is superior.
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Old 12-27-2022, 08:53 PM   #4937
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I somehow had more lamb than anything. Although the week isn't over. But lamb is superior.
lamb truly is the superior protein
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Lamb is the protein that tastes the most like wet dog smell.
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Now that’s funny.
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Old 12-27-2022, 10:15 PM   #4940
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I don’t understand why people gather as a family and then eat ####ty meat like turkey. Why even bother?
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