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Old 03-13-2016, 08:17 AM   #2481
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Old 03-13-2016, 09:16 PM   #2482
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Those new Humptys commercials drive me bonkers.
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The way they tie that boat to the roof rails on the Ford Escape commercial is not road legal.
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What I find most strange about the Mountain Dew commercial is that they say they're combining three amazing things. What ####ing teenagers in the world think that babies are awesome?

They should have combined three things that are actually awesome. Exotic cars, exotic dancers and exotic drugs.

A peyote Ferrari stripper. Now we're talking.
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What I find most strange about the Mountain Dew commercial is that they say they're combining three amazing things. What ####ing teenagers in the world think that babies are awesome?

They should have combined three things that are actually awesome. Exotic cars, exotic dancers and exotic drugs.

A peyote Ferrari stripper. Now we're talking.
I find that ad positively creepy, I'm guessing the guy that proposed it isn't allowed to go near schools and swimming pools.
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Old 03-17-2016, 01:46 PM   #2486
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What I find most strange about the Mountain Dew commercial is that they say they're combining three amazing things. What ####ing teenagers in the world think that babies are awesome?

They should have combined three things that are actually awesome. Exotic cars, exotic dancers and exotic drugs.

A peyote Ferrari stripper. Now we're talking.
And who likes monkeys? Monkeys are ####ing dicks
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Old 03-17-2016, 02:38 PM   #2487
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Stamkos commercial is awful.

The WILL must be stronger than the SKILL.

Turrible writing.
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The Blue Jays promos on Sports Net are really laying it on thick:

"Last year the BJs put the World on notice"!

"Championship Coverage of a Championship team"!

They won one playoff round, when the Rangers made three crazy errors in one inning.
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Old 03-17-2016, 02:59 PM   #2489
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Stamkos commercial is awful.

The WILL must be stronger than the SKILL.

Turrible writing.
what bugs me is how the guy playing Sarnia Stamkos from a decade ago looks way older than Stamkos does right now. I swear that "junior" is like 37 years old.
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Old 03-18-2016, 06:03 PM   #2490
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Can those "It's time for my taaaaaaaxes" commercials please DIAF?
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The Breathe Right strips commercials about being a mouth breather. Why in the hell is that girl filming her mom lying on the couch, struggling to breathe? So wildly creepy, feels like this daughter was hoping to catch her mom's death on film or something.

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http://www.ispot.tv/ad/AV2s/breathe-...outh-breathers
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Old 03-24-2016, 11:55 AM   #2492
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There are two commercials on the radio right now that are so very stupid, and lucky me I just got them both in a row.

The first one is for Mazda I think. It starts with a lady that is married to a know it all. His voice is so bad and he draws out his answers like what you hear a rich snob from the hamptons that is married to a girl named Buffy. Ellleeeevvveeennn, niiiiitrrroooggennnn. Then she goes on about how he says to take her car to the dealer to get her tires changed because they have Mazda trained mechanics that install only Mazda certified tires.
They are tires, it does not take a specially trained person to put tires on rims. Also Mazda certified tires? Really, like there are other types of say Michelin that would just explode if put on a Mazda car?

The second one is for Telus, it is a professional photographer who is taking selfies with an iPhone, because that just screams professional and now the new iPhone is going to take his photography to another level. Pretty sure if I hired a photographer and he showed up with just an iPhone then I would fire his butt pretty damn quick.
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Old 03-24-2016, 08:45 PM   #2493
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I don't hate it per se, but the Mazda commercial where this a-hole couple crashes a wedding and steals the bouquet. The backing music is Ca Plane Pour Moi. But in my head all I hear is The Damned's "Jet Boy Jet Girl". And I think to myself "whoa. What weird choice for music".
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Old 03-24-2016, 09:38 PM   #2494
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I don't hate it per se, but the Mazda commercial where this a-hole couple crashes a wedding and steals the bouquet. The backing music is Ca Plane Pour Moi. But in my head all I hear is The Damned's "Jet Boy Jet Girl". And I think to myself "whoa. What weird choice for music".
I just laugh at that commercial. Really you're trying to convince me a Mazda can out maneuver a VW? Sure thing
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Old 03-30-2016, 12:27 AM   #2495
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Completely agree about car commercials. They suck.

"How does Hyundai do it??!!"
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Worst. Commercial. EVER.

Repeat after me:

"Jyr-ki Jo-ki-pak-ka — Jyr-ki Jo-ki-pak-ka"

Again...and again...
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Old 03-30-2016, 09:03 PM   #2497
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Scotiabank commercials. Again.
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Old 03-31-2016, 01:08 AM   #2498
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That new Tim Hortons ad with the dad who has been collecting Bankers Boxes full of garbage for 40 years.
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That new Tim Hortons ad with the dad who has been collecting Bankers Boxes full of garbage for 40 years.
yeah.....pretty certain Dad's hoarding of garbage would be mentioned in the affidavit to have him declared as having lost capacity and the kids can put him in a home.
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It has been years since Tim Hortons made an ad that didn't suck. They have even fallen into the current trend of using paid actors pretending to be regular people. I'm also looking at you A&W, Swiss Chalet and Chevrolet.
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