02-23-2017, 09:26 AM
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Employee steals 100M and vanishes
Ok, my original title was going to be Oceans 11 I FFFFFF them. But thought it would be inappropriate and make little sense.
http://money.cnn.com/2017/02/22/news...rea/index.html
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02-23-2017, 09:30 AM
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hard to imagine hiding with that amount of money
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02-23-2017, 09:33 AM
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That could fund one amazing vacation (before spending a long time in jail).
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02-23-2017, 09:34 AM
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I, on the other hand, one time found a toonie in the office kitchen and disappeared to Tim's.
I did come back however.
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02-23-2017, 09:34 AM
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hard to imagine hiding with that amount of money
Hard to not imagine bribing people in a country with no extradition agreement with S Korea.
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02-23-2017, 09:46 AM
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hard to imagine hiding with that amount of money
Were I a betting man I'd wager that Panama or some other Caribbean nation would be a good place to start looking.
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02-23-2017, 09:48 AM
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Sounds like a pretty big company, they can just right it off.
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02-23-2017, 09:48 AM
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Couldn't he pretty much buy Venezuelan with that kind of money?
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02-23-2017, 09:51 AM
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Couldn't he pretty much buy Venezuelan with that kind of money?
Or 10 North Koreas!
02-23-2017, 09:54 AM
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I, on the other hand, one time found a toonie in the office kitchen and disappeared to Tim's.
I did come back however.
Almost spit out my coffee all over my keyboard reading that.. hahahahahah
02-23-2017, 09:57 AM
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I, on the other hand, one time found a toonie in the office kitchen and disappeared to Tim's.
I did come back however.
I think the two scenarios might be slightly different.
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02-23-2017, 09:58 AM
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If you found 50 million toonies it might be similar.
02-23-2017, 10:00 AM
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Sounds like a pretty big company, they can just right it off.
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02-23-2017, 10:06 AM
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I think the two scenarios might be slightly different.
I dunno. Maybe. You're the supposed accountant.
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02-23-2017, 10:15 AM
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I dunno. Maybe. You're the supposed accountant.
Yes, well, I'm not up to date on the modern regulations surrounding Coffee Fraud!
For instance, had he won something during Roll-Up-The-Rim, would it not be the rightful property of the person to whom the toonie belonged?
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02-23-2017, 10:33 AM
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Seems like a good idea, just lay low till the Statue of Limitations runs out.
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02-23-2017, 11:32 AM
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Almost spit out my coffee all over my keyboard reading that.. hahahahahah
Sounds like you almost needed to go hunt for a toonie to replace that coffee!
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02-23-2017, 12:54 PM
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Were I a betting man I'd wager that Panama or some other Caribbean nation would be a good place to start looking.
You seem to pick on Panama a lot. There are still a couple of dozen of us that do business above board you know.
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02-23-2017, 12:59 PM
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You seem to pick on Panama a lot. There are still a couple of dozen of us that do business above board you know .
sounds like something a guilty person would say.
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02-23-2017, 01:29 PM
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I wonder if I could successfully do one of those Nigerian frauds if I link to the story.
Hi, My name Is <insert Korean name> and I Have 100 MILLION ($100,000,000.00) that I INHERITED from a company I used to Work for. I am Searching for Reputable Trustable Persons such as YOURSELF to ACCEPT payments of THESE SUMS for a 10% fee payable THRU WESTERN Union.
Yours Sincerely with confidence and trustiness -
<insert Korean name here>
Sending this to a coworker now.
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