10-26-2010, 02:30 PM
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#181
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God Bless Kipper.
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10-26-2010, 03:12 PM
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#182
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Bonavista, Newfoundland
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
God Bless Kipper.
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Pretty sure it's the other way around, Kipper blesses god.
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10-26-2010, 03:18 PM
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#183
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First Line Centre
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A hockey fan is hit by a puck at a game, dies and goes to heaven. He is greeted at the gates by St. Peter, who takes him in and gives him the grand tour. Halfway through their tour, they come across the heavenly hockey rink, where a game is being played. They stop to watch the game and the hockey fan sees one goaltender pull off save after save, laying flat on his belly kicking at pucks, diving side to side across the crease, snatching wayward pucks with an impossibly fast glove hand...it was an incredible sight to behold.
The hockey fan turned to St. Peter, totally awestruck, and asked "Who is that goaltender? He makes saves out of nowhere, stopping pucks he has no chance to stop!"
St. Peter made a dismissive hand gesture and said to the hockey fan
"That's just God, he thinks he is Miikka Kiprusoff"
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10-26-2010, 03:31 PM
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#184
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Bonavista, Newfoundland
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Kiprusoff is my goalie, I shall not lose.
He sends opposing snipers off to greener pastures,
he leads me to the stanley cup finals,
he restores teammates souls.
He guides them down the path of the shutout
for his team's sake.
Even though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of Rexall,
I will fear no evil,
for Kipper is with me;
his glove and his stick,
they comfort me.
You prepare the crease before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my head with oiler blood;
my stanley cup overflows. Surely shutouts and wins will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the house of the Kipper
forever.
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04-02-2013, 12:14 PM
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#185
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Waterloo, Ontario
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Just so we NEVER forget what Kipper has done for the Calgary Flames.
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04-02-2013, 12:25 PM
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#186
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Norm!
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If he's traded there will be a service from the Crease on the first Wednesday of April. It will talk about Kipper's plan for all of us, his battles against the Evil Management, how he fell on a Wednesday only to rise later in the day in the costumes of the Enemy.
Make sure you have your wallets available as there will be a donation basket being passed around so the Priests can get new Vestments.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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04-18-2013, 10:04 PM
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#187
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Time to bump this, and maybe a change of avatars is in order for the potential last Saddledome game tomorrow, for probably the best Flames goalie ever seen...
Edit:Amen
Last edited by browna; 04-18-2013 at 10:14 PM.
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04-18-2013, 10:35 PM
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#188
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Franchise Player
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Feel free to use my signature as well.
Link
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Last edited by To Be Quite Honest; 04-18-2013 at 10:47 PM.
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04-18-2013, 10:45 PM
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#189
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by browna
Time to bump this, and maybe a change of avatars is in order for the potential last Saddledome game tomorrow, for probably the best Flames goalie ever seen...
Edit:Amen
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Done.
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04-18-2013, 10:56 PM
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#190
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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Done
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04-18-2013, 11:00 PM
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#191
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Franchise Player
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Sweet Kipper. Thou shalt not use thy name in vain!
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04-18-2013, 11:18 PM
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#192
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Tokyo, Japan
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Done.
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04-18-2013, 11:30 PM
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#193
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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I am seriously going to miss him. 
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a Fire Exit. - Mitch Hedberg
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04-18-2013, 11:36 PM
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#194
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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04-18-2013, 11:51 PM
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#195
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Lifetime Suspension
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Love what Iggy's done but to me this man has truly been under appreciated
I hope people cheer "one more year!" He's worth it
Thank you 34
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04-19-2013, 12:30 AM
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#196
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: YYC
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Done. Signature updated as well.
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04-19-2013, 12:47 AM
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#197
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Field near Field, AB
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I am hoping that he will take the time and return next year to Shepard some of the rebuild. He has too much compete left in him. Either way, it will be emotional tonight.
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04-19-2013, 04:13 AM
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#198
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Haparanda
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SOMBRI2
Done. Signature updated as well.
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That's a swell looking signature! Can I natch it from you? I'll give you credit for it! 
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04-19-2013, 08:57 AM
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#199
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Sweden
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One more year!
One more year!
One more year!
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04-19-2013, 09:32 AM
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#200
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Calgary
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Tribute
Retire his Jersey ASAP!!!
(and thanks to creator of my new sig - hope you don't mind - it's just too good)
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