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Old 04-28-2012, 11:17 PM   #61
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Mmm, depends, does someone get to be me while I'm someone else?
Yes, Fotze occupies everyones body, for the time they are gone.

Good news, you will never be irregular, ever again.
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Old 04-29-2012, 12:18 PM   #62
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Yes, Fotze occupies everyones body, for the time they are gone.
When did this become the "Farewell Sex" thread?
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:45 PM   #64
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I'd become vancouver's gm for a day an re-sign Roberto to a 5 year extension on top of his current contract for another $20million with bonuses for first round exits ...
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I'd have to say Travis Pastrana. Dude lives a pretty good life!

Or Tom Petty. I bet there's not a lot of stress there. Jimmy Buffett would be another great one.

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Old 04-30-2012, 08:12 AM   #66
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Snooki. I would then kill myself and do the whole world a favor.
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Old 04-30-2012, 08:39 AM   #67
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Do I have to be a person, there aren't a lot that I admire enough to take over their life for a day.

I'd rather have a day as someone's beloved family dog. Sleep for about 18 hours, spend another 4 on the couch licking myself, 4 minutes eating lilke a savage and the rest of the time pooping.
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Old 04-30-2012, 08:48 AM   #68
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I'd rather have a day as someone's beloved family dog. Sleep for about 18 hours, spend another 4 on the couch licking myself, 4 minutes eating lilke a savage and the rest of the time pooping.
You don't really need to be a dog to do that.
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Old 04-30-2012, 08:52 AM   #69
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You don't really need to be a dog to do that.
I think I do, as a human I keep falling off of the couch when I try
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Old 04-30-2012, 08:57 AM   #70
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I'd have to say Travis Pastrana. Dude lives a pretty good life!

Or Tom Petty. I bet there's not a lot of stress there. Jimmy Buffett would be another great one.
God damn it. Now I have Margaritaville in my head, where it will remain for days. Thanks.
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Old 04-30-2012, 02:31 PM   #73
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Ron Jeremy in the 80's, unless the STI's transfer with the body swap. Otherwise, I'd go with Marc Garneau, Oct. 5, 1984.
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