08-06-2011, 08:06 PM
#21
Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
Do not have sax with this woman? Why would I ever want to play my saxophone with her? Does she even know how to play sax?
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08-06-2011, 08:20 PM
#22
Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Calgary
Quote:
Originally Posted by
HPLovecraft
Do not have sax with this woman? Why would I ever want to play my saxophone with her? Does she even know how to play sax?
Apparently she knows her way around the entire woodwind section
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08-06-2011, 08:28 PM
#23
Scoring Winger
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: SW Colorado
She kind of reminds me of Gonzo from the Muppets.
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08-06-2011, 08:35 PM
#24
Crash and Bang Winger
.... starting now.
08-06-2011, 08:41 PM
#25
First Line Centre
This is why I wish I was amongst god's chosen people. Lesbians. They are probably the safest when it comes to dodging STIs and unwanted pregnancies.
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08-06-2011, 08:49 PM
#26
Franchise Player
phew, so glad I pulled out ... dodged a bullet there!
08-06-2011, 08:49 PM
#27
Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
Quote:
Originally Posted by
starseed
This is why I wish I was amongst god's chosen people. Lesbians. They are probably the safest when it comes to dodging STIs and unwanted pregnancies.
But could you really deal with wearing that much plaid flannel and could you pull off a mullet?
08-06-2011, 08:56 PM
#28
Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern AB, in "oil country" >:p----@
somehow I don't think it'll be a problem to not have sex with that *shudder*
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08-06-2011, 08:56 PM
#29
Scoring Winger
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: SW Colorado
Quote:
Originally Posted by
starseed
This is why I wish I was amongst god's chosen people. Lesbians. They are probably the safest when it comes to dodging STIs and unwanted pregnancies.
08-06-2011, 09:08 PM
#30
First Line Centre
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08-06-2011, 09:20 PM
#31
Franchise Player
I'm still LOLing at the "s**" in the thread title.
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08-06-2011, 09:20 PM
#32
Franchise Player
Quote:
Originally Posted by
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phew, so glad I pulled out ... dodged a bullet there!
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08-06-2011, 09:22 PM
#33
Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
Quote:
Originally Posted by
oilers_fan
I'm still LOLing at the "s**" in the thread title.
Don't think it's that funny. If someone is reading this thread from work or home or even just browsing the off-topic forum I don't think they want the people passing by to read that word. It would probably cause an awkward moment.
08-06-2011, 09:38 PM
#34
Powerplay Quarterback
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Blaster86
Who... in their right mind....
I lol'ed pretty loud at work with this one!
08-06-2011, 09:47 PM
#35
Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
Too bad she has the HIV. I always wanted to live out my Mr. Furley fantasy.
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08-06-2011, 09:49 PM
#36
Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
Is that the latest Sunshine girl?
08-06-2011, 09:50 PM
#37
Franchise Player
Not even with a stolen dick...
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08-06-2011, 09:50 PM
#38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Hack&Lube
Is that the latest Sunshine girl?
Isn't that the truth
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08-06-2011, 10:05 PM
#39
Franchise Player
this is actually scary.
HIV at 17
Unprotected sex in the biggest university bar scene in a city of 1 million.
There will be young lives ruined because of her. That's brutal.
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08-06-2011, 10:27 PM
#40
Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
Yes, this is a scary story but who hooks up with someone and doesn't use a condom? Of course what the girl is doing is horrific but a guy still needs to take the necessary precautions to protect himself.
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