01-11-2010, 10:17 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: AceTown, AB
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Hmmm...
I dunno if it is his dork length that is holding him back... I am thinking it's more because he is a odd looking, weird dude... If Bobbit can be in porn there is still hope for this freak too
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01-11-2010, 10:19 AM
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#3
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Calgary
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Well atleast if his mom kicks him out he can always pitch a tent somewhere
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01-11-2010, 10:28 AM
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#4
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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I guess that just goes to show that happiness isn't guaranteed with a humongous penis.
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01-11-2010, 10:33 AM
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#5
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Calgary
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He could probably get "work", he just has principles.
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And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."
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01-11-2010, 10:38 AM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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Ha take that man, you won first place over me by half an inch but look how your life ended up!
Second place never seemed so great!
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01-11-2010, 10:55 AM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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This seems like such an odd thing to report on. A 40 year old guy who isn't overly good looking with a background in video game testing can't find work as an actor in NY? With porn being a non-option, what exactly is his penis supposed to do for him?
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01-11-2010, 11:03 AM
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#8
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Originally Posted by troutman
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Sounds like Ron Jeremy with principles but, you can't eat your principles.
He could always be a gigolo to a rich, blind woman.
Cowperson
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01-11-2010, 11:05 AM
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#9
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Did he expect people to take him seriously when he submitted his wang for the record? Might aswell go the extra step and do porno if you're willing to be measured up.
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01-11-2010, 11:15 AM
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#10
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Speaking of which, anyone watch the HBO show Hung? It's built around the same premise (down and out guy with a huge wang chung).... except he tries his hand at being a male escort. I've only seen one episode so far, but it was pretty entertaining.
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01-11-2010, 11:24 AM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by GreenLantern
Ha take that man, you won first place over me by half an inch but look how your life ended up!
Second place never seemed so great!
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How you doin'?
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01-11-2010, 11:27 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Table 5
Speaking of which, anyone watch the HBO show Hung? It's built around the same premise (down and out guy with a huge wang chung).... except he tries his hand at being a male escort. I've only seen one episode so far, but it was pretty entertaining.
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The first season was pretty good, I believe it's been renewed for a second.
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01-11-2010, 11:37 AM
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#13
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Draft Pick
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Originally Posted by fotze
Watch Joe Rogan's bit on big dick pills and if they really worked.
Males everywhere would be strung out on big dick pills pushing their dicks around in shopping carts in front of them, with no blood left to their brain, like zombies. Women would have to evolve, big breasts wouldn't be what is hot at the club, it would be the slackjawed women who could dislocate the jaw like a snake.
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"Look at that chick over there maan.....You can see her lungs maaan, that's f'n hot!"
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01-11-2010, 11:42 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Back in Calgary
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screw the morals and get the job that will get you paid for your record!
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01-11-2010, 11:49 AM
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Franchise Player
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Yeah, really. Porn is basically a given for this guy. I mean, it's not like he's getting laid either.
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01-11-2010, 11:52 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Winebar Kensington
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
Yeah, really. Porn is basically a given for this guy. I mean, it's not like he's getting laid either.
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Is peter12 short-hand for something? Are you being modest?
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01-11-2010, 11:54 AM
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#17
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by troutman
Is peter12 short-hand for something? Are you being modest?
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I think you got it right with the "short-hand" bit...
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01-11-2010, 11:55 AM
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#18
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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With a member like that, I wonder if he can even get an erection without passing out.
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01-11-2010, 11:55 AM
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#19
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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What a waste
Even if he doesn't do porn, sort yourself out a bit and put that thing to good use. He's probably a virgin.
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01-11-2010, 02:07 PM
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#20
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: YYC
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The world's biggest penis belongs to a 5'9" white guy?
That's amazing.
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