Just in case you can't get enough of Cowboys

[jammies]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

seriously,cowboys is all about pu$$y.

Some of us prefer the kind that doesn't carry a high risk of crustacean infestation.

Jammies' Scale of Sexual Attitudes

1. Sex is icky, you nasty man.
2. Repressed and afraid.
3. Only the prince can storm the castle!
4. I like to cuddle! Tee hee hee!
5. Prim but intrigued.
6. "I got SO drunk Friday night and..."
7. Slow burning fire
8. A bit of skank in the tank.
9. Like a scientist, is willing to experiment
10. Look, I have boobies! Whee!
11. Slut-a-licious
12. Attention ain't the only thing I'm whoring

Most men prefer in the range of 7-10 but can be easily induced into going all the way to 12. That doesn't mean it's something to be sought out on purpose, though...

[Berger_4_]

Originally Posted by GreatWhiteEbola

Caddies is still there, that place is like an institution. How about Old Cinema, whoa, now I'm showing my age. Oh, Camrose, I can't count on one hand the times I have had friends tasered/pepper sprayed there after punching female members of the CPS...

Your friends have punched the lady cops in town? Haha that's hilarious.

Like Y_B said, both of them are still going strong. Actually I don't think I've ever been inside OC's. It's just a horrible horrible place. Like honestly, who strips for money in Camrose? 65 year old seniors? Creepy.

Actually on the subject of peeler bars...we're working up in St. Paul and I noticed for the first time that theirs is called the Booby Trap. Oh god I laughed when I saw that.

[Yeah_Baby]

Originally Posted by Berger_4_

Your friends have punched the lady cops in town? Haha that's hilarious.

Like Y_B said, both of them are still going strong. Actually I don't think I've ever been inside OC's. It's just a horrible horrible place. Like honestly, who strips for money in Camrose? 65 year old seniors? Creepy.

Actually on the subject of peeler bars...we're working up in St. Paul and I noticed for the first time that theirs is called the Booby Trap. Oh god I laughed when I saw that.

I think OCs shuttles them in from a barn some where.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

the dudes that say they hate cowboys are fags! seriously,cowboys is all about pu$$y.
or, they are jealous that The Gimp gets more action than them..
[/drunk]

Nah..we're just smart enough to know that most of the good lays hang out at either the Ship or Bamboo. Cowboys is a safe-haven for the Affliction crowd.

[CMPunk]

*bump*

It's on now

[SebC]

Originally Posted by flip

I'm totally going to remove one of my thanks from earlier today (I'm out) so that I can thank this post, I find it that hilarious. (in a I'm not gay but I find your gayness funny, in a totally respectful way kind of funny. seriously I'm laughing with you not at you)

Seconded.

[albertGQ]

Are the names changed in this show? I think I know "Sam" but I know her by a different name.

[jayswin]

Man, I set my pvr to record this show, because I thought it would be cool to see a calgary bar in a reality show. Holy crap, I can't imagine why this show would be the least bit interesting to anyone who doesn't work there. It was horrid.

"blah blah blah, I want more night shifts, you gave me 4 day shifts, and everyone knows the real money is made at night!!!!!"

*waitresses and managers huddled around the cash float at 4am* "We didn't make enough money tonight, this is ridiculous!"

*the stuck up cherie cymbalisty bitch* "wahhhhhhhh, you scheduled too many bartenders for my area, it's going to be too crowded, and they don't know how I work, wahhhhhhh!!"


Half the god damn show is that Cherie chick being a complete bitch, and whining and complaining about every last little aspect of her job.

What a train wreck.

[Canuck-Hater]

Wow. ######bags and a half.