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Old 06-16-2009, 02:40 PM   #101
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Why can't you just respect your friend's opinion, and the fact that it differs from yours?

You must be a total jerk.
I think some jokes went over some heads here. What are you talking about?
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This thread is awesome.
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:41 PM   #103
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Thanks for the lecture, but I'm teasing a friend.

Even so dude, that's not cool.
"Beer is lame" jokes are on the internationally recognized list of things that aren't to be joked about. That's almost as bad as joking about AIDS or Jailbait (unless it's a REALLY funny joke).
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:42 PM   #104
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I think some jokes went over some heads here. What are you talking about?
That was a sarcastic mockery of some of the previous posts in this thread. I just don't do the green text thing.
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Even so dude, that's not cool.
"Beer is lame" jokes are on the internationally recognized list of things that aren't to be joked about. That's almost as bad as joking about AIDS or Jailbait (unless it's a REALLY funny joke).
Unless it is American Beer. Or Labatts. Or Molson.

Wait a sec, there are as many exceptions as there are beer.
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:47 PM   #106
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Unless it is American Beer. Or Labatts. Or Molson.

Wait a sec, there are as many exceptions as there are beer.
Hold it right there... I love Budweiser. It totally gets a bad rap because it's american... but it tastes so good.

Mmm... King of Beers....
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:52 PM   #107
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The most interesting men in the world rarely drink beer.
...but when they do they drink dos equis
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golf + lots of beer + power carts = righteous
bbq = righteous
ufc = lame
topless = righteous
beer = righteous
gambling = righteous
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:21 PM   #109
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This thread has really drawn a battle line among normally friendly CPers.
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:22 PM   #110
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Hahaha....

Either you like strippers, or you are against us!
Either you like beer, or you are against us!
Either you like golf, or you are against us!
Either you like UFC, or you are against us!
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The most interesting men in the world rarely drink beer.
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This thread has really drawn a battle line among normally friendly CPers.
Hey, I take my naked women and boozing very seriously.
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Put me in the camp of not doing things the groom doesn't want to do. I've been to stags with and without strippers, and had a great time either way, so the argument you "need" strippers to have a proper stag seems just asinine. I've even been to this Mormon dude's stag where we didn't drink (paintball and then a DOOM tournament), and that was still fun - if you can't have a good time just hanging with your friends, why are they your friends in the first place?
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I think we should have a strippers or no strippers poll.
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I think we should have a strippers or no strippers poll.
Forget the stripper poll. I want to see a stripper pole getting grinded up against and humped!
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Forget the stripper poll. I want to see a stripper pole getting grinded up against and humped!
Your POLE sounds like a way better idea than my poll...
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:54 PM   #117
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Your POLE sounds like a way better idea than my poll...
I hope you were talking about my stripper pole idea and not my POLE.

Not that there is anything wrong with that

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I think we should have a strippers or no strippers poll.

See that's not the point. The point is what's the stag for and how much input the groom should have.
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This. Real friends wouldn't put you in a situation you aren't comfortable in.

Seriously? guess i dont have any real friends


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Old 06-16-2009, 04:54 PM   #120
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See that's not the point. The point is what's the stag for and how much input the groom should have.

wait wait... which point? there's a point at the top of the pole? or a point to the poll? Either way, the strippers aren't going to like this...
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