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Old 04-24-2009, 11:15 AM   #1
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Default Naked Wizard gets Tasered (VID: NSFW)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_190502.html

This is freakin funny as hell. That being said, you would think a guy that is hung like a canary would want to keep his clothes on.
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Old 04-24-2009, 11:19 AM   #2
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Ummmm, thanks?

It's like an accident, you can't look away...

Maybe he was trying to conjure up himself a larger package?
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Old 04-24-2009, 11:28 AM   #3
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HAHA Thanks for that!

I guess the guy is a "grower" and not a "shower".........

Cops need to be in better shape than that though..............as if it took 3 of them to subdue one avergae sized drunk guy.
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Old 04-24-2009, 11:32 AM   #4
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HAHA Thanks for that!

I guess the guy is a "grower" and not a "shower".........

Cops need to be in better shape than that though..............as if it took 3 of them to subdue one avergae sized drunk guy.
Thing with cops is that they need to subdue someone without injuring the person or themselves. I am sure one of them could have done it with the baton, but the naked dude would have been in the hospital with a fractured skull.
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Old 04-24-2009, 11:42 AM   #5
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If you don't have genitalia, should you even have to wear pants?

BTW, I think canaries would be offended.
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Old 04-24-2009, 11:42 AM   #6
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Where's his penis?
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If you don't have genitalia, should you even have to wear pants?
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Old 04-24-2009, 11:46 AM   #8
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Lets all talk about how much bigger our penis' are!
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Old 04-24-2009, 11:49 AM   #9
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I was really disappointed with this quote..
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The officer grabs the gown and tosses to the Naked Wizard, but he casts it away
If you're going to use Wizard, and casts in the same sentence, their better damn well be some magic involved.
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Lets all talk about how much bigger our penis' are!
That Wizard didn't have much of a Magic Wand.
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Old 04-24-2009, 11:50 AM   #11
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i feel sorry for that man. And not because of the tasing....
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Old 04-24-2009, 11:52 AM   #12
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Penis Growis!
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That is an amazingly tiny penis. Why would you show that to people? It's like a little ball hiding in his crotchal region.
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Old 04-24-2009, 12:11 PM   #14
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Wow! Being tazed does NOT look fun at all! Ouch!! They should have tazed his junk, just to make a point.
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Old 04-24-2009, 12:16 PM   #15
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Im not one for looking at another mans junk, so I didnt have to worry during this video
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Old 04-24-2009, 12:24 PM   #16
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Tiny penis jokes aside (and yeah, if that were me, I'd keep that thing covered up) isn't a tazer kind of excessive. I mean, he's obnoxious, naked and drunk--but he's not hurting anybody.

Besides, you can hardly tell he's naked. I'm going to guess--chilly day?
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Old 04-24-2009, 12:26 PM   #17
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between ops tranny?
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Old 04-24-2009, 12:29 PM   #18
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That video was...shocking!
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it was probably cold out you guys! Geez!
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omg he has a huge........ clitoris!
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